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crazy times calls for crazy ideas. I mean the fun kind of crazy, not the “ends in genocide” crazy.

russia is about to use a humanitarian crisis it CAUSED as a PR stunt. Vital to remember that people are still in Oleshky because russia held them hostage as human shields. Putin will try rewrite history & pretend he cares about saving lives. But russia caused this.

@meidasjordy.bsky.social Draft Kings??! no no no 🫢

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies. 😩

When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊

Kelly Loeffler?

peeps are posting food pics with full legal provenance for each ingredient and even the plates 🤔

at least we know what we’re fighting for 🇨🇦

Say what you want about Carney, I am so glad we have grownups running stuff 🇨🇦

@thebulwark.com could someone set up AI agents to respond to polls and not be detected?

we are done both-sidesing reality 🤔

DOJ filings written in crayon and signed with a handprint turkey.

Steve Jobs is mad at how many taps it takes to do anything these days

build data centres with a rural hospital or community park on top

need a data centre/rural hospital combo

@macfarlanenews.bsky.social Scott, do we know where the futbol was and who had the secret codes during the bait plane incident? 🤔

EmperorNoClothes surely feels a wee draft by now.

being dunked on by Karl Rove, damn

if this were Mission: Impossible he would stomp up to the podium and rip off his mask to reveal…it was Festus Haggen all along

What would Lindsey say about North Korea?

America, you can do this, you deserve this potential and promise. ✊

I think inmates in federal prisons (not including the new “happy fun-time fun” camps) are eating better, safer foods than deployed service members or even the public. It’s not their fault, they can’t go shopping, duh.

this administration shall forever be the “we don’t understand irony” administration

Cruella deMaxwell says the food is yum at Camp Puppytown.

now we know how Rome burned while Nero violined

what future is being promised to Brad Cooper or Andrew Block where this is ok and they are richly rewarded?

gotta give props that EmperorNoClothes is setting the bar pretty darn high for your future rabid honeybadger wannabe kings

will the UK taxpayer-funded national broadcaster save your butts, tea tossers? 😸

admiring Iran doing the “let the baby squawk, we have earplugs” parenting

someone once looked at a banana and said, “this would be delicious if every single thing about it were different”

spray paint the catering truck gold and put it in his “library”

why are you outraged by what a crazy old man is yelling at the clouds

I need a cork board, pins, sticky notes and lots of red string

could we stop using “compliant” as a euphemism for torture

Hello Clarice🤣

Shock gloves ✅ Functioning bodycams ❌ Billions of tax dollars ✅ How citizen video works ❌

is Todd gonna get a free pair of clownshoes now?

Growth is thinking about being More than you thought you could be And thinking less about how others think You should be What they think

did I just see something called “ketchup slices” or am I having a spasm

I keep hearing “do they think we’re stupid?” Yes, they do think that because it was established in 2016 and reinforced in 2024.

did Mitch poke his face out of his shell yet?

the elected work for the electorate, not the other way around

is Mitch already lying in state in the Rotunda as a jolly jape?

how does anything of the sham lawsuit/“settlement” survive after Judge Williams’ said it was fraud

I hope Mitch comes strollin’ into work tomorrow.

it’s like we are all doing a half-assed vigil for Mitch 🐢

Engineer Karen Leadlay working on the analog computers in the space division of General Dynamics, 1964