Steven Keppler

Let's play nice. Unnecessarily rude and aggressive people will be blocked. I have no interest in internet tough guy nonsense.

See some cleavage, post some cleavage

So like, Nature Girl? Until she went all grimdark, anyway.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

My birth certificate saying you were born in america? That's exactly what makes you an American citizen. The rest is racism

the person who called these cops should have been cited for filling a false report

I finally threw out the sock that has no match. So you know what's going to happen by next week, right?

Every time I see @gailsimone.bsky.social expertly playing social media like a fiddle and multitudes fall into her exquisitely crafted artisanal troll traps...

The Big Ten Network aired this trash during the IU/Michigan game today and i was disgusted. @bigtennetwork.bsky.social you should really take a long hard look at your policies. Shameful.

He looks a bit like JD

This has been a problem since at least 2015

@alyankovic.bsky.social I think it was 1986, my sister bought a copy of "Dare to be Stupid" on cassette. Been a fan ever since. Happy Birthday, Al

Larry Page left California for place in Florida to avoid the CA wealth tax. I'm rooting for localized hurricanes in his yard

Give me four versions of you.

I can't say i use algebra but physics? All the time (not formally in any real sense but just using my understanding of "how things work")

RIP Tom Skerrit You somehow made 2 movies about being a jerk in the space program and i love both of them.

The fact that Dr Acton is having to relive this trauma, repeatedly, is awful. It's absolutely a story that should be covered. But all the same, i feel awful for her and her family

Man, I'm glad I'm not an Atlanta Falcons fan today

Stunning view of the Milky Way from Mars…

On point 3, it's acceptable if you're referring to the band. I don't know why you would be referring to the band, but I don't make the rules

My son (good for him!) assumed it was fake. I explained it was a real event but the car was clearly not a real car. He's 10, people. If you thought this was a real thing you're a dumbass.

Good

I never knew this story and it's author, who I don't know, does a really wonderful job of framing not only their own experience in putting it on line, but also reaffirming basic human decency is necessary and its own good

They want to end girl's sports to spite a minority of a minority community. Then they call themselves godly

my biggest problem with Uncanny X-Men is I read it too fast. And @gailsimone.bsky.social you were correct: Juan Frigeri really hits it out of the park. (And I agree with Kurt: Rogue can be a very scary lady when she sets her mind to it)

Vivek Ramaswamy's campaign had absolutely admitted responsibility for the ad and Axios had reported a $4 m buy for it before this story dropped. And NR spends half the article detailing the hit piece. To make sure you know its contents.

They just want our pickles.

Wow. Vivek Ramaswamy admits he was responsible for the despicable attack ad featuring Amy Acton’s estranged mother.

I read this book faster than I've read a book in....i don't know how long I devoured it. It was relentless. Thanks @chuckwendig.bsky.social.

Pretty sure Nightcrawler left the in ancient Egypt fighting the pharaoh, Rama-Tut

The argument against unattributed political advertising in one act:

You could fill a galaxy with all the shit Kevin Sorbo doesn't know but claims he knows

I tried to do a speech to text skeet about Vivek ramaswamy but it gave me "Pacific War Machine" So that's his name now. I don't make the rules

No. Also? No.

Fucking quadrupeds, am I right?

This is the most British cat in the history of cats possibly Britain as well

He deserved an Oscar for this role

I disavow the Bene Tlielax.

Dear DC. Please delete my previous e-mail, as my pitch has some aspects I need to rewrork. I have just been informed the Reverse Flash is not a sexual position. Yours Faithfully. Kieron

Yes, yes i do. But sports talk radio seems gauche in this context

Corndog: the Movie

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

I just want @chuckwendig.bsky.social to know i disavowed Creel. Who's clearly not based on anyone on real life. Who i also disavowed

Overrated: Clueless. Underrated: What Dreams May Come

Bill Clinton come get your boy

It was it this moment that I realized I was trying to teach my son the difference between metaphor and simile incorrectly

To be clear: I'm thrilled for another NBA season and to watch my Knicks raise that banner. But also: Totally couldn't give a shit what happens between now and April. They can lose every game. They won a ring. Everything else is gravy now