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Worked up the nerve to download the dark place to heckle and the genius developers on X have really figured things out.

I’ll never understand why politicians get to provide non-answers to the press or constituents. Steaming pile of 💩 John Barrasso gave a master class in meaningless word salads on MTP. But he was sure to clearly and repeatedly call Democrats crazy, and Welker says nothing about his divisive speech.

Just a reminder that when you see this and call MAGA dumb or stupid that they’re products of the American education system. Education, especially higher education, needs serious reform in America if we are to ever heal. youtu.be/xOPY4A8nOvc?...

hey @developers.google.com i saw your maps update. I’ll be taking my $260k MRR spend off your platform now. You don’t need my company’s money if you’re going to support fascists! #LakeOntario #SHAME

Remember how you never saw this in the news? www.msn.com/en-us/public... Imagine a Mexican police officer who was ex-military came into your hometown and killed 3 people. Trump would have special forces and Fox News descend on your town so fast…

Proud of my fellow Missourians for rejecting amendments 4&5, republicans and democrats alike united to stop these absurd measures.

78% actually. That’s how much my employee’s group health insurance has gone up in one year. I didn’t compound. So yeah. This is untenable.

Untenable: 67% increase in my company’s health insurance plan costs in the last year. I’ve been in business 15 years. I’ve never seen hikes like this. Thanks to the orange turd and GOP, our hiring plans are on hold.

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight. Get down tonight! It’s improper to celebrate the passing of anyone, but Lindsey, Mitch, and the turd all belong to a carve out in my ethics book. I am not in the least bit concerned which order they go in… see ya later!

$100 for four mimosas. That was the bill at the airport restaurant on a recent vacation trip my friend group took. The bottle of bubbles itself costs $9 retail.

Not sure why anyone would accept an appointment from an Epstein acolyte but hey, you do you. #epstein #epsteinfiles #nutlick #lutnick #trump

It’s a Christopher St kind of day (it’s pride week after all) but I’m feeling some Goose and good food & wine way more.

Uh Seattle’s kicker deserves MVP

Seahawks 37 Patriots 17 is the news I need today.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Bwahah Noem just claimed on Fox and Friends that “millions”’of people have self-deported. Bulllllllshit!

Called it! bsky.app/profile/stlx...

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L

ICE attacked an observer after they tailed a group of clergy on a spiritual pilgrimage. Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.

For a wholly paradoxical and a question entirely based upon a parody perspective, what would happen if people started showing up at the homes of and “disappearing” ICE agents? Would there be an outcry from the masses, or would it go unnoticed?

I’ve never truly gotten the appeal of classmates.com but I’m sure some love keeping tabs on old peers. High school was completely unmemorable for me. Perhaps you felt it was formative and meaningful. I couldn’t wait to get the f* out.

What's to prevent Trump from suing the US for $1 Trillion and telling Bondi to just settle the case and agree to the payment?

Just a reminder folks: Being in the country as an undocumented immigrant is a CIVIL matter not criminal. ICE is chasing and shooting people for the equivalent of a contractor that didn't finish your roof.

This evening, I’m reminded of @piperformissouri.bsky.social’s post: if the people you’re talking to aren’t talking about our current travesty, they’re telling you who they are. I’m happy that tonight, everyone I’ve spoken with has brought up the f’d timeline we are suffering through.

Fellow urban farmers in the Lou take heed of the upcoming seed sale! seedstl.org/plant-sales/

Thanks for chiming in with your chiding critique. You missed the mark, as that’s not what I was talking about. Indeed, I was referring to her repeating herself. Thanks for playing though.

Goose at MSG in June… definitely gonna make that happen!

I’ll treasure every time I saw this man perform and I’ll regret every chance I had but didn’t. RIP Bobby, fare thee well.

I nominate this for video of the year.

This thread has several repeated phrases. Is Ms. Harpe glitching? www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...

This isn’t idiotic, it’s just evil. This 🤡 is purposefully running this country into the ground. I’d love to know how these are contrary to US interests? Like the International Law Commission, Peacebuilding Fund, or Global Counterterrorism Forum… www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

I’m younger than the orange fuckface, so there is a good chance I’ll outlive him. When he does pass, I’m going to get so blacked out drunk from partying so hard that I might die myself.

Never forget. 🇺🇸

I don’t believe in hell, but if I did, Russell Vought would spend eternity there getting pineapples shoved up his ass by satan. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

D.C. police officers experienced some of the most intense violence during the attack on the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. We sat down with two of them to rewatch their body camera footage from that day. n.pr/4pjPwtV

The blathering @schumer.senate.gov is the single greatest failure of a Democratic leader in this term. He’ll be remembered for his strongly worded letters that did nothing to prevent the downward spiral of this country. And @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is second in line for the crown.

No one ever learned nuthin listening to daggum academics no how! #cbsnews #cbsisdead

Eased them into it with Your Direction first, now Dustin Hoffman…

Do I takeover the neighborhood bar’s TouchTunes and play goose all day? I’m thinking yes…

Love that 340 other folks feel inclined to watch Goose’s Denver 9/19/25 stream on YouTube with me today!

Well this day started GREAT! But then went to hell in a hand basket. Contracted food poisoning at the hockey game and now I’m wide awake 🤮 and 💩. Sickeningly, at the same time….

Morning! Rise and shine it's Epstein time!

Pepper spraying people posing no threat in Minneapolis but they have the audacity to claim “our law enforcement shows incredible restraint in exhausting all options before force is escalated.” abcnews.go.com/US/border-pa...

Controversial opinion, but I loved Stuart Bogie’s additions Friday and the horns in total last night. I was lucky to have horns at my first show in 22 and have enjoyed them every time they make an appearance.

The goooomanade didn’t disappoint!

It’s hard to contain the excitement that Goosemas brings, but I’ll try my best to not post constantly about all things Goose for the next 72 hours.

Eric Schmitt used to be normal according to fraternity brothers of his I know…. used to be normal. Now he’s just another useless Trump mouthpiece.

Time to get up and at em. First we brunch, then we protest. #NoKings

Unreal. AIPAC really bought this election of Wesley Bell. $13 million for a two-year term. www.trackaipac.com/congress