Luke the Factotum

Alright, so with how heinous the Gwent Meta is currently, i'm electing to play RPGs for the rest of the year. Which series would you like to see played, examined, and critiqued? 1️⃣ Dragon Age 2️⃣ Mass Effect 3️⃣ The Witcher 4️⃣ Bioshock 5️⃣ Borderlands 6️⃣ None of these (Specify replacement) 📊 Show results

You know, i really understand Gandalf's frustration. He's always seen as a bring of ill tidings. but like, bro. Homie literally out here looking out. Why the hostility to friendly warnings and suggestions to not fuck up the kingdom

No stream tonight, everyone. In a mood i'd rather not inflict on anyone else. Have a pepper from my garden as an apology

Unreasonably excited because i've seen SOOOO many lizards in the garden today

So, now that the FBI is waiving bestiality as a disqualifier, i look forward to the recruitment of the one man the rule would apply to. Welcome Agent Tarzan.

For anyone thinking Trumps economic plans make any fucking sense, go read Making Miney by Terry Pratchett. Trade makes the Turtle swim, as it were. Not engaing in trade creates stagnation and mistrust in the banking systems because the WORTH being generated is being artificially gated.

Hot take: Gender expression and sexuality should be treated like cat colors like "oh boy. There goes a Chaotic Bisexual™, i hope he has the braincell right now." Or "careful on the aloof pansexual, if you try to touch them before they're ready they'll maul your hand."

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Paying 5000$ to the citizenry upon ascension was a classic move in Imperial Rome to sway popular opinion toward the Emperors priority. It was how Ceasar kept the Senate off of his back. Nearly everyone from Tiberius onward did donatives to the military leadership. We're in 45BCE. Watch it unfold.

Anyone wanna talk about how the ATF was just hacked?

I think i have a plan in how long term peace in earth might be acheived, but i'm not a trillionaire so i can't actually do anything to even test the waters. Wild what rich people do instead of just making life better.

Don't forget to stop by tonight's celebration stream for 30 followers! New stream art reveal and my regular ass gameplay and shit talking! We'll start around 1930 cst. twitch.tv/stoneagedudeman

Welp, after tonights stream i reached my personal goal of 30 followers! To mark the occasion, join me Friday night at 1930 cst for a channel reveal and Gwemt Gaming!

Going live in 10! Join me in a tutorial stream on the basics of Gwent Deckbuilding And Gameplay followed by some Elden Ring gaming. twitch.tv/stoneagedudeman

Found a personal bias i hadn't noticed until now: I don't trust thin politicians. Gimme a dude that looks like he knows how to sit down at the function and be friendly at the table. Not the guy that makes 3 plates at a time, but the guy who gets seconds and takes a plate home. 3 Plate Politician

Any eccentric billionaires who think they have a master plan or plot to be villainous for the 'good of the world', I'm currently open to being hired as Henchman, as long as there is upward mobility within your organazation.

No stream tonight! The light of my life and love of mine heart desired to play Deltarune, and who am i to say no?

Woke up feeling a bit maudlin. When i was a kid my teachers would talk about how i would be an adult at the 250th birthday, that it would be amazing. I thought we would be celebrating our unity, and our differences. Because that's what i was taught that America was. Instead... *vague gesture*

Going live in Gwent in an hour! 1630 CST. Join in and listen to me talk about irrigating corn. twitch.tv/stoneagedude...

March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil." April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil, much more than we need." June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks..."

Anyone know of an artist that's currently open for some custom work? I'm finally upping my stream game, and i'd like to get the art hammered out.

Yesterday Donald compared himself to Elvis Presley, who famously died on the toilet. But he’s also building a bunker, which is where Hitler ultimately took his own life. I like a show that keeps us guessing as to how it will end.

My current conspiracy theory: Trump is playing up the cognitive test and mental slippage act so that when he's brought to trial he'll be ruled incompetent and end up in a luxury care facility for a while until he escapes to russia when media coverage dies down.

Once again, i feel the need to reiterate: We live in a society. There are rules. We must not fall into anarchy. Which also means we must defend the society we live in from those who would abuse it and those who live in it.

Yesterday, my next door neighbors needed to borrow my lawnmower. I said of course, and then chatted with them for 3 hours. It comes up that it was my husbands 30th birthday. They immediately ask for his favorite cake flavor. Today, she delivered an entire cake. Get to know your neighbors, people.

Who wants to bet Youtube just got hacked?

Entomb and Nadu banned from Legacy. Oops evades major hits. So close, but so far.

Please share this: If you are 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝 or 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 and you are being ordered to 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔.𝐒. 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, then this is the number to the 𝐆𝐈 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. There is support. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑡. 𝟖𝟕𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟕-𝟒𝟒𝟖𝟕

Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no. - Guards! Guards! By Terry Pratchett

U.S. has now lost 78,000 manufacturing jobs this year, per Bloomberg

Just cleared Hades on hellmode on attempt 23. Im getting old, because now my hands hurt.

When this happened in France, they stormed the Bastille. Took a while, though.

I just put pizza bagels in the oven, and the power goes out. Yee. Haw.

CBS gave one of their smartest and most outspoken comedians ten months to say whatever he wants without getting cancelled.

Yee haw. abc7news.com/post/camaril...

Don't what why people think these children in Texas dying in the floods will change the GOP stance on weather forecasting funding or climate change. Kids have been getting shot in classrooms for years and they only shrug and hug their firearms.