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Note: TikTok - 15% owned by Musk pal Larry Ellison - permanently banned our "Musk" the movie account on the platform. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

“the cat in the hat” reboot looks solid

Demarco needs to call the “don’t turn over the ball within the first five seconds of the possession” play

I am going to disrupt the antidepressant advertising industry by making a commercial that doesn’t start with a person looking wistfully out a window from a darkened room on a rainy day

Going to mass is the new punk rock guys

How funny is your insurance company

A Cybertruck double play: blocking both sidewalk and bike lane

My first and last time hearing Slayer!

TONY BLAIR AT 73: ‘JACKED’

confidently beginning my question about bestiality

What is this shit?

Rehabbing his image after slapping Chris Rock at the Academy Awards

I like to go to a bar and look at my FanDuel bets on my phone like in the commercials

Looking for more Natalie content

Everyone is talking about Natalie

Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour

Sophie Cunningham and Riley Gaines combined for three points and one rebound in 23 minutes during the Lynx 108-100 win over Indiana. During most of their time on the court, they stood in the corner looking for attention without much success.

Mannheim steamroller has an ad on the Omaha Stormchasers’ outfield wall (Royals AAA)

Might try this pickle soaked in extreme sour blue raspberry brine.

“Nation’s Dumbest” premieres tomorrow on FOX

They should have an alternate feed where they describe what’s happening in the all-star game

This would be as good a time as any for it to happen

Putting money on a draw in the knockout round

When the embalming fluid hits

Bad news for Woke residents of Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn: the Summit Street Bridge has been declared a No Woke Zone

SpaceX? No thanks, I’ll be investing in SpaceK

I’m cheering for Egor Dёmin and the rule of law

Death penalty for that kid

Where is President Trump??

What is everyone doing for Trump Hell Week

Been thinking up some good posts

Loved when Wilt Chamberlain got his second Kia MVP

The commercial where the 35 year olds go to Harry Potter world is pretty hard to watch

The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to.

Some personal news

What the fuck?

I talk to an app on my phone like it is a person

Welp … some personal news

You can purchase a baseball card of Donald Duck in a Minnesota Twins uniform for $799.00 www.ebay.com/itm/30681988...

Folks are we drinking Bottled Cognitive Decline?

my favorite boxed cereal

A question you have to ask yourself if you’re going to approach politics as a responsible adult is whether your goal is to improve material conditions and achieve changes that reduce human suffering, or whether it is to look really cool in front of your friends online.These are not compatible aims.

Any news on the hole in President Trump’s hand? Curious how much time he has

Why are there no pictures of him actually wearing these shoes with these markings? Anyone can comp up that design on the Nike app. I believe he would wear those, but there is a lot of news covering this one pic that was anonymously sent to a reporter and tweeted.

Poor turnout for this afternoon’s Ayn Rand Tour

Some personal news

Some personal news

These new Bible shows on Fox look pretty solid

Counterpoint: the internet is as good as it has ever been