Pup Strappy (Not on X!!!)

Sexist is what he was saying. He’s accurate. The GOP is sexist #VoteBlue We are done with republicans. I don’t care who’s name is on the ballot.

Well that lady comes in my house. Last time you see me on social media ever. I’d be curled up on her chest every day under her apron 😂

Trip to Chicago yesterday. It’s ironic when a fucking bland social media site will take adult content without even blinking.

Sounds a lot like my life.

Me in 1996 about to infect the family computer with dozens of viruses and malware instead purchasing a house with $17.50 down.

Pedophiles in office Pedophiles in the halls Pedophiles everywhere What a lovely country this is Pedophiles everywhere and I can’t make ART sit online.

Musk. Bad things will come for you It’s called karma You got really bad karma Wouldn’t be surprised if your next rocket backfires

Elon Musk is a war criminal now. Congratulations Americans. Your country is run by war criminals

Oh boy that just makes me want to see it even more. Thanks for doubling down on marketing the movie dumbass TikTok. Go see Musk in the theatre if possible. Pirate it if you can’t. (Having a disability is legal justification for piracy by my book of law)

Russia. Is a war criminal country Fuck Off Donald

Don’t ever if you’re staying in my house or visiting me say “you have so many health problems maybe you’d be better off in assisted living” The bitch who is staying with me is lucky she isn’t out on the street!!!

The shit was stupid in the 1800s and it’s still stupid The 1800s called. They want their leader back. Please send him back to where he came from so he can leave our fucking nation alone

Please try again tomorrow We have run out of fucks to give about common world problems - US Department of Fucks

Not watching the execution I’ll watch the Epstein files tho

So because AI will cure missing limbs guess I can go do stupid things with trains (jk I’m not that fucking dumb. You wanna die. Mess around train tracks is a dumb way to die)

Because it’s still somehow cheaper to have a kid slave work instead of recharging an indestructible. No This does not compute Rare earth mining has no place in human hands

No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Mmmmm drowning in mud sounds very good right now

If I ever see a Trump phone I’ll be checking Into the loonybin for the day 😂

Wagwagwaggy

At least the spittoon will take Americas shit without problem and the ash tray won’t come up with diabolical ’decor’ ideas for the white house. SPITTOON ASHTRAY 2028

🤦‍♀️ I could govern in my sleep better than this tin pot dictator.

Just don’t eat anything that didn’t come out of a class 100 cleanroom at this point. This is why I stick to a strict diet of tasty and expensive Nvidia H100s They’re high in iron!

Donald. I hate this nation and have since the day I was born because of this tin pot oligarchy you call a government… I could govern this nation with my fucking arms and legs hogtied better than you can.

Am I doing lockober - no Have I orgasmed - not yet but soon I don’t let internet fads govern my life

<Groan>

Every time someone asks me to ride the Metra or CTA at evening hours or night. See ⬇️

Oh well. @cbuslatex.bsky.social melted into a soup of latex. Gonna take a few hours for it to resolidify back into cbus…

Happy #fursuitFriday! Big coyotes only want one thing, I wonder what it could be…

Skydance sounds like a company making drone light shows. You fools. Also. This media consolidation fuckery is really getting to be bad for the industry

My Walgreens baits me with $100 gift card drawings with a 1 in 100 chance of winning. So every hundredth vaccine pays out big -_- I hate the side effects but. Vaccine lottery is always fun.

Costs are way down on what. Maybe explain what actually came down because diesel is still $6 a gallon and diesel makes everything else move. Logistics dipstick

Tons of family debt Underweight Terrible sleep Decent mental health Garbage food No alcohol Yeah it’s been shit from day one I demand a warranty refund

I’m gonna leave it at 25th amendment before I say something that’ll get my account locked.

This is what the modern world expects Everything for cheap The executives make all the money Authors get a rip off payout after printing and market fees.

Stop defending Israel Jews You are born in the name of G-d not your land. Your land has been taken over. The throne is held by the enemy. When will ye fools awaken and throw the enemy from the throne and exile him from all lands. Ah crap. I best log off now. I’m speaking off the Bible again 😂

We pay for free healthcare for military members We pay for free healthcare for. What the fuck. Yep. Just checked. ALL OF ISRAEL IS PAID OUT OF US COFFERS! So you’re perfectly fine with an Israeli getting a $0 ambulance bill while someone critically ill gets slammed with $3500 You can’t be FIX IT