StrawberryShortTake

Because we all need a little humour.

Anyone else stop mid run because...MUSHROOM. I mean she's basically twirling. 😍

I'm not fact checking this one because I want to live with the little bit of joy it brings into my heart. #longlivetrashpandas

To any Canadians following this, it might be one of the greatest memes ever. 😆. Jack Smith is welcome here any time. I don't know how he manages his patience. #hawk #eyes #hawkeyes

I grumble when it's time to go from sandals to socks but I feel very strongly about where to buy them. Shop your neighborhood, shop your province, shop your country and shop the countries of your country's friends.

Think JIMOTHY. 🥰

The first social media platform that bans AI content could likely be the most popular on the planet. This AI bulls!t needs to be gone from my periphery. It's useless and a waste of all things good on this planet, including your brain. 🧠🌳🎨 #banAI #bluesky #create #useitorloseit

What I would consider the definition of an actual Christian.

If there's "no crying in baseball" they need to stop trading some of my favorites. #torontobluejays #pleasedontgo

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The orange narcissist has used the term "sh!t country" to describe many others yet he's legitimately turned his own into one. Apologies to all of the citizens fighting the good fight. #cyclospora #foodsafety

You really don't need it out you can find out somewhere else. Stop supporting this turd.

I'm wondering if my grandmother's encyclopedia collection is still around? I am so tired of AI being constantly shoved down my throat. I was perfectly fine without it and I want to be able to opt out on killing the planet because I'm too lazy to use my brain. #backtocursive #brainpower #aiispoop

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inward peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset. ~ Francis de Sales Je Shen (China b. 1973)

Dear Major League Baseball, I will no longer purchase from any business that feels the need to advertise on the pitching mound. For the love of all that is good sincerely eff off. 🍓🎂⚾️

You should be watching the Cocodona 250 if you aren't already. #womeninsport

It makes so much sense now.✨️✨️✨️

"Research has found that when cities invest in safer infrastructure for walking and cycling, the benefits extend well beyond people on bikes. In many cases, drivers see smoother traffic flow, safer streets, and even shorter travel times." Non-technical summary. momentummag.com/just-7-ways-...

Permanent Standard Time brings us closer to nature’s rhythms. #DitchDST

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.

How many times do we need to repeat..."it's the billionaires"!

It's hard enough when the world is on fire and then your Premier cuts every program that provides environmental protections and suffocates any program to arts and culture. He and his buddies going to come out rich and we're going to be left with the ashes. Never voting Conservative. Zero vision.

While the McDonald’s CEO gets roasted for his awkward burger taste test... McDonald’s is among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. And McDonald's CEO recently raked in $18.2M — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. That should leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Eisenhower

If the world ends these people are the reason. Greed and ego is the driving force in a time where compassion and generosity is needed.

I strongly dislike the current "leader" of our government who wants to rid Nova Scotia of all of our natural resources while charging people more if they choose a gas alternative while shutting down all of our tourism centers. So just destroying everything that makes us a destination.

Not going to lie. I hate losing anything to the US but hockey hurts just a titch more. In these times I hope it gave them a little bit of joy and escape. The Gaudreau moment was a solid one. Always proud of our men and women regardless. Cheers to the fans who survived that battle. 🫠🍁❤️

This is absolutely bonkers.

This is important for trail runners everywhere.

At this rate it looks like it's not going to be a good time or a long time. Kudos to any runner making the attempt. I think it's the coolest club on the planet. 👟🥵🌳

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

Ring = Besos = 💩

I had not listened to Bad Bunny prior to his half-time show and at first I thought I wish I could see subtitles because I wanted to understand his words and then I thought maybe I should try and learn Spanish instead. Big love to this cutie patootie. He is what "Makes America Great". 🫶

American workers just took home their smallest share of the nation's wealth since 1947 — even as corporate profits soar. Why? This chart has the answer.

Get the eff away from Amazon. You have lived most of your lives without it! Stop giving your hard earned money to the worst people on the planet.

It makes me so sad knowing one of the helpers needed helpers of his own. Alex Pretti and the people of Minnesota are what makes America great.

America will be great when it stops killing and abusing those that actually make it great.

Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS. Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies. AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS. Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.

Republican voters need all the guns so they can continue to shoot themselves in the foot. Sure they have your best interests at heart. They sold you out 10 years ago, you'll end up in jail and they'll be on their 3rd yacht but so very appreciative of your willingness to hate.

Truer words...

Science is amazing, humans maybe not so much.

This government needs to stay the eff out of our green space. Morons who pander to developers. Gross.

Never hurts to try new things especially if you are feeling slumpish heading into the "season of darkness".

Please let Daylight Saving Time go to sleep permanently. ☀️💤🌒

Taxpayers don’t owe Donald Trump a dime for his legal battles. While he’s trying to get $230 million from the federal government to pay his own lawyers, families across this country are struggling to keep up with grocery bills and rent.

I watched the last time the Blue Jays played in the world series but the math isn't mathing because I don't feel like I am 32+ years old...but apparently I am +++++++++++++ years old. 😲 #bluejays #wantitall #gojays

I have seen some of our friendly neighbours south of the border say they are rooting for the Jay's to stick it to TFG. While nothing would please me more than to piss him off I don't want him referenced anywhere near what has been a truly epic baseball match up. #bluejays #wantitall #gojays #LAvsTO

More of this in the world please. Way to go Jays fans. Love makes the world go round. 🌎❤️⚾️

It's a good doggie! 😍