Kayla Hart

My mentions are beyond manageable but a special shout out to the "tsk tsk none of these are women" people (you're top left)

what's latin for "we trans your kids" i wanna open a private school

Looking forward to news stories of Brazilian mayors convicted for voter suppression while Donald Trump Jr wins the New Hampshire primary.

I feel confident soneone will, maybe even soon, do a weeoo weeoo hoo boy on Elon Musk. It could even be

Today I learned that SNL once had a line of action figures, but THIS is who they chose for the first wave (no disrespect to MKG, but come on) Series 2 never happened. There's Funkos now instead, of course.

That BUDDY movie was disappointing. It's watchable but every angle it has doesn't go hard or far enough. Should be bonkers, ends up merely unusual.

Someone will say this framing is Skydance's doing but its been quite clear to me that CNN has been deeply Islamophobic for a long ass time

what do you think Trump's tweet mocking the pope's death with look like other than exactly what you know it will be

Kimberly Guilfoyle is proof that there is no tolerance for such brazen political corruption if you have a vagina

Go Brewers

i feel like i should have discovered Haute & Freddy from someone on here instead of a Carrie reboot

Mike Flanagan is Temu Frank Darabont change my mind

Sk8er Boi is the "Pick Me" anthem. Avril Lavigne was a child when she made it so whatever, but it is. If it was made today it'd be about MrBeast.

Its funny that Skydance's name and logo is worse than anything they own. It looks like they make Bible-based point and click RPGs.

When Stan finds the clitoris in the South Park movie

SI > AI We can just write SIop instead of AI Slop. Major timesaver

How bad do you have to fuck up in life to be the worst McMahon

you're fucking kidding me google #AEW #Wrestlesky

not a great mental health week and finding out PAC just died isnt gonna help

AI is not going rogue. It is doing what its told. It's hacking shit because the people who are supposed to make sure to lock the door suck at their job. They want you to think their product is just too amazing instead of that the company is run by Wiggums.

I'm here I'm visible I make my partner miserable 🩷💜💙

@bencollins.bsky.social unsolicited headline pitch

Gavin Newsom racking up so many negatives that "Looks like Sinestro" doesnt even crack the top 10 anymore

"Hi I'm Clavicular and I will do literally anything to my body so someone will fuck me" "Hey man its your body, but what if the problem is your personality" "Someone suggested therapy but lets see how raping drunk children pans out."

Don't ask

I started watching MAYDAY based on who made it and despite the track record for Ryan Reynolds direct-to-streaming movies. This movie takes place during the Cold War but after like 3 minutes at all times looks like it takes place in 2026. Come on guys

I think if you get cancelled and want to throw money at the problem you should have to spin a giant wheel in front of everyone that ranges from "10% of t shirt sales" to "Everything You Own"