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me, noticing every crackled tile and glass near any expansion joint at this enormous hotel complex: I would’ve caught that.

My man is running circles around Grover Cleveland.

The could have just put Sidérurgistes on the helmets.

Important to tone police a guy saying a restaurant known for cheesy decor has cheesy decor and not the guy saying you probably don’t know the word dumb ends in a b.

There was a "how it’s made" on shuttlecocks some years ago and the process they showed was far less automated.

cheesy one-liner before dispatching a villain #63: "We’ve changed our terms of service."

cheesy one-liner before dispatching a villain #48: "You’ve read your last free article."

I changed the private key, guys. They’ll never guess it’s 3, because they expect me to use a higher number.

A+ euphemism

I think part of musk’s deal is he gets a real kick out of making life-or-death decisions with a computer.

More like opening day of high school prom season.

[gazing whistfully at the police helmets and googles]: nous étions autrefois un pays digne de ce nom.

I gotta say that I don’t quite understand setting fire to government buildings as a way to protest the poor conditions in government schools. I suppose i also don’t get setting bars and shops of fire to protest this either. Then again, maybe being french sucks more than i’ve been lead to believe.

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House for Tax Purposes

Proud to be named Bluesky‘s first Poster Laureate. Thank you, @bsky.app for the honor of a lifetime!

hoping for a blu-nami.

imagining trump getting jailed due to tree law like getting capone on tax evasion changes.

you and who?

I didn’t, despite spurious accusations of fraud, spend years ensconced in my research only to be called "mister." It’s "Doctor Dobalina."

i am guessing that social media in china is having an absolute field day with this one.

Is this supposed to just mean, like, computers?

Little know American football in Britain facts: - a touchdown is called a sixer - d-line is called d-queue - a field goal also triggers an extra point attempt - uses meters instead of yards - "down" as in "first down" is spelled D-O-W-N-E

anyone got a woke script for a leisure suit larry movie they can put in front of this man?

I‘m not quite the conspiracy type, but I would bet that the govt would happily use this as an excuse to further restrict the number of visas they grant.

Trump: "In 1900 we had really strong laws. Today you can do almost anything. Nothing happens."

This man seems the clearest embodiment of the word "schlub" one could imagine. Even his pfp looks like he’s just taken a slight pause between bags of lay‘s.

Guy whose trolley problem is turning the switch from a vacant siding to one with a row of kids.

MIT dissolved its Department of Food Science in the late 80s. Imagine what could have been. If the Cold War had gone on a little longer, they’d have probably created Baja Blast a full decade before the private sector had.

*ding dong* Who is it? Goons. Who? Hired goons. Hired goons?

Let me know when they make an alcohol-free hard cider.

Maybe they can make you use the term, but they can’t prevent you from rolling your eyes and making the biggest wanking gesture possible while saying it.

lot of “THIS JOB WILL BE DISPLACED BY AI” stuff doesn’t answer the question of “who has legal liability if a mistake is made?” Google is gonna be liable? OpenAI? If that’s your answer then yeah but a lot of human industry is buttressed by “who gets sued” when a mistake is made.

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

Will agents just desensitize some people to spam attacks? "I asked Claude to find hot singles in my area who want to get dirty. It started adjacent tasks detecting viruses on my phone and simultaneously finding ways to increase my loads."

Is that a camera or is he wearing tifillin?

Me that time I was at the subsolar point 🫱

Always good when your autonomous war system strikes unexpectedly.

The only thing people remember more than good copper is bad copper.

The only thing people remember more than good copper is bad copper.

While you’ve been "CHOOSIN’ TEXAS," I’ve been "CHOOSIN’ ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

The y-axis of this chart measures quality of posting. That’s me above the “a” in “Political.”

While you’ve been "CHOOSIN’ TEXAS," I’ve been "CHOOSIN’ ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

Put in a proposed revision for the next IFC version.

AfD and CDU politicians in a town in Saxony have forbidden the laying of Stolpersteine, bronze paving stone memorials to abducted and murdered holocaust victims, arguing that they are "disproportionate."

Underreported fact: the Massachusetts lesbian bar in the story did not have a fire exit.