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He's fantasizing he's George C Scott in Patton

Unexpectedly we got.

High end kill chains? What does that even mean?

Fuck you, punk. We need bolts of lightning for sure.🖕🏽

So...kind of like a "blitzkrieg"?

Hehe. God’s Rod. (I’m such a child.)

This is the only way he can get off any more.

It is amazing the wisdom you can find on a bourbon label after you've had a few.

I'm sorry but don't you have to get back to losing a war against Iran? This is so weird.

Elementary schools around the world will shudder at the thought of the US Military.

This dude gotta Zeus complex…?

Double bolts of lightning, like the ones likely tattooed on his body?

Someone let Petey have too much time with the Xbox again.

We need Hegseth fired, recalled, court martialed, and sentenced.

"kill chains" He is so damaged and stupid.

Generals I have heard speak hate war. This guy is so very unserious.

Reminder: Hegseth was chosen because he advocated for using the US military against its own citizens in his book.

This sounds exactly like it could have been written by Stimson or Marshall

Exactly my first thought.

Here we go again 😳🫣⚡

Or the 15 year old nerd playing video games in basement and spending mommy's money to buy more weapons

He is one sick son of a bitch. Loves to murder people. I hope some relatives of the 200 plus innocent people in boats whose murder he ordered find him someday. And give him his just sentence

We know where the first bolt should strike.

Obsessed with death and killing

He would absolutely “shuffle himself” off this mortal coil before facing accountability. He’s the picture of a weak man trying to be a strong man.

Just like Kratos!

He loves the sound of his own voice 🤮🤮

Has you been watching Star Wars while drunk again Pete?

WTF is he talking about and what drugs is he on!!!

We never finished the Civil War and we let the Confederate Elites live and retain power.

People voted for a sicko person to be President of the United States. And they do not even care what sickos were put in charge of our military. Most of the military are sick of Hegseth. They are torn between giving up their careers and praying that Hegseth will be fired by a new administration.

Well a lot of women helped.

Cool..so let’s go hit some Russian infantry in Ukraine..let’s go!

This is unhinged. It's love to see a mental health provider with in on this.

So insecure. Embarrassing, really.

Ideally aimed at republican members of congress and maga homes.

He loves saying "kill chains." It makes him feel so butch!

What the fuck does that even mean!!!!!

Kill chains?!?!? WTF is wrong with this fuckhead.

We need Kegsbreath to go away. Far far away.

For who? Is Mars invading? The aliens from Independence Day?

Everyone's laughing under their breath...... What a Maroon!!

I’d like to suggest where that lightening strike.

He is not normal, completely hatstand. A little boy, who no one wanted to play with, now living out his childhood fantasies. America, you are destroying the world, including yourselves.

I can’t wait to NEVER NEVER have to hear this crap again!!!🤬

I mean what a pussy.

Word salad, yummy yummy

When he says unexpectedly, he means “broadcast to the world on a Signal account.”

This is why Trump likes him. He’s like the fifth grade boy who, when hearing people talking about a difficult foreign policy issue, says “why don’t we just nuke ‘em?! That’ll fix ‘em!”

and if that doesn't work, we'll unleash the locusts.

....why....?

He’s coming after polling locales

So what is Pete doing there?

It’s like he actually thinks he’s just talking about video games.

This man is truly evil 😈!

Fishing boats don’t shoot back.

Geez I hate this man. He's talking about people killing people. And he's so excited over it. It's almost pornographic.

Sounds like a video game.

This dude is just pathetic

Fluent in dogshit, wreaks of bourbon.

"...for the midterms."😮‍💨

Shouldn't he be on Haldol or something?

That’s some kind of Christianity.

This asshole is not a soldier, he's a psychopath. May he get his karma asap.

Thanks for turning up for the audition but unfortunately the part's been taken.

Who the fuck are they striking? Miserable PO💩

How’d he leave out “kinetic”? Is it too woke now?

This is what happens when you lower standards and allow an idiot to take charge. Hegseth is a disgrace.

"And then we need to pull another card which deals double damage and combine it with one which brings on a dragon attack. Dragon attacks are really cool like they're all Roar! Fffwoosh! That's fiery dragon breath attack! Fffwoosh!"

How’d that work out for you in Iran?

"We need men. Oiled-up men. Who take no prisoners."

Please give this child his video game controller back

This guy is a complete psychopath

He is insane.

Says the Secretary of War who's 0-for-1 in wars so far.

So sick of the LARPing

What a twat

“the way you bomb me is frightening, oh thunder”

They didn’t let this guy kill anyone in Iraq and we will all suffer for it.

Sociopathic violence.

Why do his shoes match the podium?

Unexpectedly? By who? Those doing the striking? That does sound strategic. The enemy? This has been part of warfare since forever, Pete, you're not covering new ground. Still, maybe stop having Donald announcing the plans.

Micro penis says what?

We need to win when we fight, a controversial claim to the retarded self hating anti American left

This is all just a shoot-em-up video game to him. How can anyone take him seriously? WTF

Is he talking about what happens after the midterms?

What exactly is he preparing for? Stop this train, I want off

Demo it right now, on stage, Pete

This asshat thinks he’s playing a video game.

We exhausted a large portion of our supply of missiles,without achieving the mission, blowing stuff up more and faster is not the problem.

Striking unexpectedly where? For what? Fucking war porn I swear.

Can we start acknowledging that Hegseth was *DEFINITELY* sexually abused as a child? Literally all the signs are there.

The meds are NOT working.

He is living out his fantasy movie plot in real time and I can’t wait to see him in shackles, on trial

They.Want.To.Kill.Us!

GI Jerkoff is my new favourite thing!! 🤭😂

He wants to play video game wars in real life. Kill chains? What a Christian thing to want!

WHAT

Is he talking to himself? If there are high T folks watching, are they doing pull-ups while the clown babbles?

Is he a bit tipsy?

Surprised he didn’t start going

Like the next time he sets foot in a church?

Someone was up all night playing Ace Combat 8.

Thunderbolts and lightening, very, very frightening me! 🤡

Why does he hate fishing boats so much?

Actually we need these fascist white supremacists who are petulant little criminal losers to be removed from the US government, prosecuted and imprisoned for life.

He really does believe he’s the Lead in a classic War Epic on some 1950’s Hollywood Film Set…

We have that already. Just not enough. And obviously he has learned nothing from the war in Ukraine

The SNL parody is writing itself. Ugh!

We all know he masturbated while writing this, right?

Yeah cause logistics never wins any wars 🙄 Pete is a worthless sack of shit

Is this real?

Decisively like the Iranian quagmire?

“High end kill chains”? They still don’t drug test civilians at the Pentagon, do they?

Pretend soldier playing war. Despicable.

This guy has got some crazy, deep-seated issues. Trying SO HARD to be THE MAN.

I bet he’s a try-hard COD player.

When High T + Low IQ

"we need to be able to murder as many people as possible"

Just Whhaaatt?