The Church of the SubGenius™️

This “traveling man” sure sounds familiar… youtu.be/UzPHsYMFja8?...

Even more adorable

youtu.be/Tlu1ZfYr6vA?...

Mule-bray, pig-grunt and bawdy cackles

“My God’s Dead. Sorry about yours.” - St. Palmer Vreedeez “My God is alive… …but I’ll fix THAT!” -Dr. Philip Drummond

POPE PERRO STRONK! STANK WEAK! VOTE POPE PERRO FOR PERSIDENT 8661!

“For the Good “Bob” selleth all, even unto the least and the last; and all buyers are joyous unto his selling.” -The Banned Prescriptures 19:107-108

are we back to a point where its shocking and transgressive and cool if i say hail satan

A new upload on Archive.org opens a huge CCRU and adjacent archive. We traced the sound route: Eshun’s sonic fiction, jungle, AUDINT, Sadie Plant, Fisher, Orphan Drift, Robin Mackay, media ecology, and cybernetic listening. 🐚 sonicfield.org/ccru-archive...

Praise who in the what now!? Excerpt from Tales of Illuminatus! #3 www.kickstarter.com/projects/bob... "You'll wish you paid more!" @subgenius.bsky.social

IVAN STANG IS WEAK ON CRIME

“Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.” -J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Annual leave book writing versus the temptations. Praise "Bob," hail Ganesh. @subgenius.bsky.social

@subgenius.bsky.social Praise Bob y'all

READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS AND WATCH THE TAPES

You’d think after over 5 decades in the alt religion biz that there would have been at least one Satanist that could take a joke by now.

I had a few gag cartoon gigs with local papers, back in the '90s, and happened upon this one recently. Seems like a good one to post with all the Canuck Pride these days. Not great drawing, but I did get "Bob" in there! Thanks for looking! @subgenius.bsky.social #Canada #Canuck #hockey #cartoon

@subgenius.bsky.social Hail Connie

youtu.be/0OSulJRG3oQ?...

Are you sick and tired of websites that won’t sell you a t-shirt that doesn’t have a swastika on it? Try SubGenius.com, where we have way more t shirts, and none of them have swastikas. Now that’s Freedom of Choice!

“Bob” could still save Ye.

A shimmering example for the rest of us. Bob ain’t “Bob” and if it ain’t “Bob” it’s just ding dang Bob and who gives a dry nut about Bob?

Can your misanthropy save humanity? SubGenius.com

Do you understand that anyone who tells you it’s your bedtime deserves to die? SubGenius.com

Are you an anti-authoritarian fascist? SubGenius.com

Do you dream of being a communist billionaire? SubGenius.com

Are you too racially pure for the Nazis? SubGenius.com

Are you a trans person who still says retard? SubGenius.com

If you’re conflicted over whether you have a civic duty to monitor social media, remember this blessing from the final page of the Book of the SubGenius in 1987.

I wrote about the greatest work of Firesign Theatre fan art and how it led, via the Situationist International, to the Church of the SubGenius. @subgenius.bsky.social @firesigntheatre.bsky.social @ucpress.bsky.social

HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT SPACE BITCH?

Someone buy this Uberfemne a membership right now ($49.99 at Subgenius.com send it to her agency)

Subgenies: from Prophet to Profit (and you can too! Only 49.99)

The real cult was all the consenting adult women Ivan Stang porked along the way.

HO HO HO

Exterminate the phonies. Exterminate the Pinks. Exterminate all those who stand in the way of your Slack. Exterminate those that will not accept their own Slack. Baby time is over. This is the time of monsters. This is the time of heroes. Evil Heroes. The good ones blew it.

Slack can be peace. It’s been known to happen. But Slack can be War, and that’s known to happen more. War. War against the Conspiracy. War against the Pinks. Our temporary alliances have taught us to forget, they are still the enemy. They are still the Conspiracy.

@subgenius.bsky.social