Subsy

Hey Kesselring get fucked ya thin skinned jabroni

Did Mess just say River Hockey? Seriously did I mishear that???

FWIW I had a really good pee during intermission.

Crevier is having a horrific period. I'm not sure you can give him another shift

Sometimes I wish we had circles but other times, like now, I realize if I had circles I'd post things that would cause you all to unfollow me anyway. So yeah, I'll just delete the wild video footage I just got from my Bluetooth endoscope

Last one eats the cracker!

I love how Starfleet has some of the most advanced technology human imagination has ever imagined into life and the characters are eating lunch on the same plastic trays I did in High School. Cafeterias are the most enduring human trait

Not me finding out one of my all time favorite artists, probably top 5, that I've never seen live, played in town tonight and I had no idea. Fml

The Forbidden album cover is giving me an aneurysm. I want to rant about the album but I need to calm down about the artwork first

Restrict the advertising. Require lengthy spoken disclaimers (“most gamblers will lose money, some will lose everything”, etc). If this isn’t enough, require gamblers to place bets in physical locations.

Communism, because unlike capitalists, we actually don't want to see the entire consumer class literally starve to death after investing their life savings into whether or not the Dodgers make the playoffs

Ever get way too invested in finding out what an ex is up to these days. It's been one of those nights

I'm at an open house and there was a cute lil Parson Spider in the sink. Had to take a photo of our fren

My brain's response every morning when I wake and wonder how the day will go

Sad that I can't wait for Matt Grzelcyk to return from injury

Crazy good new release week

I just can't with this fucking trade, way to ruin my weekend Jarmo. Let's just tank again, at least I didn't have expectations for those teams

As a Jersey guy...yer damn right, fuck off

Admittedly I'm a Toxine slut but Legion absolutely crushes on this record. Top 3 Witchery release Now playing 🎶

Thirsty

STOP 👏🏼 FUCKING 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 POLICE

I'm going to make a pot of coffee and stress clean my apartment fuck you Sabres

Tage Thompson, Josh Doan, Jiri Kulich, Konsta Helenius, Peyton Krebs, Ryan McLeod, Josh Norris, Louis Crevier, UPL and a first round pick for Connor Hellebucyk who says no

I'm gonna start screaming to fire Jarmo. If he doesn't understand that the goaltending is killing them then he's not fit to run this team. #Sabres

Almost like I called it

I can't believe we can't go 10 games into the year after breaking the drought before I hate this team again.

I cannot believe I am watching the son of Radek Bonk.

As a big Zucker stan I'm stoked he's back tonight. Maybe the PP won't be ass

I don't crave the flavor but every so often the masochist in me misses the sensation of razorblades hacking & slashing the roof of my mouth. #CapnCrunchKink

I have a big mouth

🚨PSA🚨

I am at the point where I believe any defense of UPL or rationalization of why he should be the starter going forward is genuinely insane. #Sabres

I was pretty sure Wired was dogshit before this but this confirms it

I just got called Randy 3x on a meeting, that is not my name, I corrected them after the second time and got called Randy again. I may murder someone today

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Piss

Me every Monday