Bruce K.

go to sleep

dude, that BYU/UCF decision to end regulation was insanely stupid.

Shout out to the best part of DC

This keeps happening and it sucks everytime

I usually forget most of my dreams, but sometimes I remember really funny moments, like the time a hitchhiker muttered “they made Saint Christopher an air traffic controller” then turned into the Hulk (but pink) and tried to kill me

The continued disparity between Baltimore’s overall and 4th quarter point differential should have cost several coaches their jobs for like two seasons now

Nick Wayne beat Chris Jericho

I believe it was Nietzsche who said “And if you gaze long enough into an Abyssinian, it gazes also into you”

If I got so much as an inkling that Amanda Seyfried found me repulsive I would be googling tall buildings near me

You know that motherfucker explicitly stipulated that they show his hog

If the Dodgers keep boringly eating shit like this, at least the Brewers are likable when it comes to the world series

of course it does, who wouldn’t

Dodgers cannot win with Smith hitting terribly, Ohtani playing hurt, and them batting back to back in the order.

Snooooooop

I understand that every holiday’s “season” in modern America is continuously expanding to be earlier, but someone needs to talk to Justin Herbert and tell him it‘s too early for the playoffs

Sending the colts and commanders to play in london should really count as exporting carcinogens

Austin Wells blowing up a no-hit bid and immediately getting gunned down going for third, an act he has no business attempting lol

what dataset you from homie

A Cruel Angel’s Feetses

Imagine being the more-despised QB on the field— and it not being even close— and the other QB is Aaron Rodgers

Pro Wrestling as catharsis

FOR ONE NIGHT BRYAN DANIELSON IS A DEATH RIDER #AEWDynamite is live as we pay homage to PAC as we are live on TBS and HBO Max

HOLY SHIT

Absolute class for Britt to come back to Pittsburgh for the first time in years and let Marina have the win.

In honor of the man who mastered the move, the bastard who brought everything he he had every night, Will Ospreay hits the Black Arrow in honor of PAC to defeat Ricochet on #AEWDynamite Our tribute to PAC continues on TBS and HBO Max

Ospreay hitting a pitch-perfect Black Arrow is fucking insane

No. Fucking. Way.

Also, Moxley unknowingly eulogizing PAC as he stood over his shoulder… fuck, man.

AEW is such an incredible and unique place, which seems to shine brightest when wrestling is in its darkest moments

Astros’ starters getting obliterated, wowza

In the event the Red Sox lose tonight, Adley Rutschman (perhaps unfairly) moves into a tie for fifth-most consecutive playoff losses before a win with 7.

2-strike homer given up to the dude who set the record for strikeouts, yowch

Imagine getting pulled because the manager has no faith in you throwing your like, 20th pitch against 6th in the order lol

Damn dude, Stros pulling the starter after .2 pitched lol

Gonna need someone to bang on a trash can at the Astros/White Sox game to throw them off

Emblematic.

Go-ahead 3-run homer in the bottom of the 8th. Baseball owns