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Merry Kringle www.youtube.com/watch?v=C534...

Koufed: waiting on the poll showing how many Woodstock attendees in 1969 became raving magas. Ongey: I'd say 57%. Koufed: where'd you get that number? Ongey: straight out my ass. this is the line for silly things that people want. The waiting for polls to come out line is on the sidewalk outside.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rf0f... Is your Cary OK?

96 is the new 69 says most left-handers

“It was avocado on the toast and not some of that fuckin shitty miso-basil blobbity.” [season opening line on any Apple+tv show]

Qua: What does "all that and a bag of chips" mean? Kax: That you've been in the wayback portal again? Qua: How about "it ain't the meat it's the motion"? Kax: That's whats called a 'double entendre'. Qua: What does THAT mean? Kax: That your chips are made by fascist spokesmodels

no invalid handle here

Rugio: What's on tv tonight? Caramela looks at the listings in the paper: Hmm Cassavetes is on Columbo Rugio: Yeah he's probably gonna be the killer. Caramela: Ah repeat, what year is this? Rugio: 1972 Caramela: seriously Ruggy? Rugio: can we be in 1972? Caramela: Nixon? Rugio: those were the days

You look in the mirror at your face, your eyes/ At the hooded sweatshirt / sucking you in / covering you up like like some sort of cloth quicksand You think/ If I was with love / I wouldn’t be wearing this / I would be energized - engaged / we would take our time walking in snow

Trump lost. That is, if all legal voters were allowed to vote, if all legal ballots were counted, Trump would have lost the states of Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Georgia. Vice-President Kamala Harris would have won the Presidency with 286 electoral votes. www.gregpalast.com/trump-lost-v...

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

Happy Martin Luther King JR Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=oecX...

Albert Camus and Joel Strummer look like they came from the same Grandpa’s yellow suspender bocce ball party.

Zuena:Is Trump the devil? Grenash:He is evil, and gets away with everything. He's worshiped by a lot of uninformed people; people manipulated by the GOP-billionaire owned media. But how can you believe there is a devil if you are an Atheist? Zuena: Hmm...How about a Piece of Shit? Greash: That fits

Dishy: So now that the elections are over, the gas prices are dropping. Wizzy: You think that's connected? Dishy: The devil is cutting oil co. taxes / 'drill baby drill' / dissing alternative energy. Soooo yes. Wizzy: I'll shut the fuck up then. finish your phone call. Dishy: If Only

Quint: Wow there's a murder of crows downtown, lets stay home. Leea: I thought that's what we were going to see. Quint: We can see a murder of crows anytime, and I would rather watch from the living room window. Leea: we sold the dvd player Quint: wha? Leea: showing at 6 and 9 at the Roxie

Smorgo: I'm gonna put a "Don't Blame Me I Voted for Harris" bumper sticker on my car. Treedala: That'll show them. Smorgo: Them? Treedala: All those MoFo POS's? Smorgo: Yeah, some of those but mostly the C S B F M AZ bw A N T's. Treedala: Anyone else? Smorgo: Not Barbara Bush Treedala: indeed

sat on a setee eating seiten on seasoned sprouted sourdough

Evander: People got the power? Neshua: need a worldwide leadership culling first Evander: Did you say calling or culling Neshua: Yes

hearing rumors out of Hollywood of a remake of "Eyes Wide Shut" that will be titled CARBS AND VEGANISM. It will be a refreshing take on nude-flabby-soft-healthy people wearing ritual masks

www.dailytidings.com/the-v-word-d... New doc series about Vegan............er "plant-based" food. “It’s more about the food culture rather than the location of the restaurants............"

Gregor needed to know why the local shooting range had a road sign with "No Torso Detected" printed on it. And yet he really didn't.

Trump announcing he will NOT participate in any more debates with President Harris.................bawk!

This shit is so corny just worship the sun

Poppin' fresh got his cross buns handed to him tonight.

car has a MONK sticker ; the peeps ask me if I am into religion or a fan of that tv show, I always answer YES to confuse. Thelonius would approve.

Van Morrison never heightened.

Dreaming about his girlfriend wearing a Maroon dress, Clancy woke up, fed his cat, watered his plants b4 the heat really kicked in, had a piss, made some coffee, looked on the web for info about dreams w/ Maroon clothing, finding contradictory in all the expert explanations, ....he never slept again

only getting 4 hours of sleep will change the color of the sky, put your tattoo on your other arm and make you attractive to the sales force.

Oldy McOlderson puts down his ice water, "Humph! Using microfiber cloth to clean the lens of the glasses. Who woulda ............." Microfiber™, when you absolutely need to join the modern era.

EVIL tv show theme is goodly. Corporate got some creative peeps hiding in closets @ audiomachine www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1B...

He could tell that Angie knew and she would never let him forget

looks like ASTRONAUT PORN will be trending soon

Vega:"Why are all the vegan / vegie packaged foods so expensive?" Tofuso:"Lack of sales of said products?" Vega:"A Catch-22 thing?" Tofuso:"Not sure what a book has to do with these prices." Vega:"For Whom The Bell Tolls." Tofuso: "For.......wha? Vega:"It tolls for thee." Tofuso:"Where you going?"

Rudy was looking for an armchair to sit in the corner of the living room for reading. He searched the internet, finding a piece that looked comfortable and fit the location. B4 clicking the buy button however, he remembered it was Mercury retrograde, and cancelled his order. The more you know.

a security fence at the house is actually just a "get the fuck out of my business, Neal!" barrier

Something for the holidays: open.substack.com/pub/michaelm...

Hey Ghosty: "Greatest generation", thanks for saving the world from the fascists. But the racism you double downed on after you saved the world from fascism? The destroying of Planet earth reaching new levels from your greed after coming home from all the Hero parades? Is reincarnation a bitch yet?

"28 year old women are not interested in 68 year old men? Humh ..........go figure"............says absolutely zer0 old men.

maybe it's time to say by-by to X (not to mention buy-buy to X)