Phil

If they'll lie to you about shit that's clearly evident on camera, imagine how far from the truth they are on everything else.

throw the ball up

My @beetlemoses.bsky.social just arrived. Challenging myself not to tear through it in one go. (I will fail.)

It's called getting a job, maybe you've hired of it

Go Phils, I guess.

Frankly amazing that a Supreme Court full of Catholics has no capacity for shame.

The DOGE rats are still in the regime, still criming. Did you know passports.gov is now run by the White House, not the State Department, running illegal tracking technology? #doge

What if we were all just better tomorrow than we were today? Feels worth trying.

Leo. Lasso. Roosevelt. Kennedy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

I think that Kyle Schwarber kid is really gonna make something of himself.

Any comment, @safety.bsky.app ?

@hbo.bsky.social For the love of god would you please stop asking "Who's watching?" when there's only one profile on the account?

#nokings #philly

The gang protests authoritarianism. #nokings #philly

Hey, @housedemocrats.bsky.social and @democrats.senate.gov, y'all are spineless. Absolutely insane to vote to honor a man who was the antithesis of everything you claim to stand for.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.' If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.' -tic-tac-toe If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’ -click-clack -King-Kong

"There we stood at the deli counter. Two star-crossed meat lovers, with nothing to look forward to but our number being called and a Septa bus ride to nowhere."

This is gross.

In before the inevitable "Philly is burning to the ground" takes.

#nokings #philly

Yo @2008philz.bsky.social , @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz - we got Otto Kemp memes yet or what?

Begging once again for someone in our government to advance a bill outlawing musical pharmaceutical commercials.