Bex Luther

My pet snail, Brendan, when he's gliding past me

Meanest thing a British guy can call you

New rule: if you require guests to take off their shoes when they enter your home, you have to have a chair in your hallway so they can sit down to take them off/put them on

This is fabulous "It takes bad art to teach us how good art gets done"

[Skee-Lo voice] I wish I was a little bit meeker, I wish that I was beaker, I wish I was a high pitched, terrified shrieker

[Skee-Lo voice] I wish I was a little bit meeker, I wish that I was beaker, I wish I was a high pitched, terrified shrieker

bluesky has four kinds of users

www.maptap.gg October 26 98🔥 98🔥 99🔥 93🏆 6👽 Final score: 691 It was going very well until the 5th go when I was multiples of 1,000s km away

Just asked a Scottish guy if his sporran was a bum bag

O. M. G.

Schools. Schools and teaching are so much better now than when I was a child

A beautiful evening

Please indulge me though. It would be just that bit lovelier to dress like this than in a suit (however nice the suit is)

Five minutes in to Big Jet TV: wow these pilots have skills beyond most humans 20 minutes in: fuck's sake look at the 737-800 crabbing there. What flap settings are you even using mate, engage the TOGA

Nope, that was just too pathetic 😆 Deleted

I am at Crossbasket Castle and it is undreamed of luxury (compared to the Travelodge)

"I don't silflay at this time, sir" #WatershipDown #Efrafa

Currently in a taxi in Glasgow and K is having an advanced Spanish lesson with the driver. I am trying to pick some up by osmosis

Ladies and Gentlemen (ok, just Gentlemen): The London Breast Meeting of 2026

I'm still cross from something J told me last night. She was a very fast runner and her school had mixed sex sports day. She won the sprint race against the boys but the school decided it was a 3 way tie. They had 1st, 2nd, and 3rd medals. They gave her the 3rd place one to avoid upsetting the boys

They should remake Oppenheimer but for Tim Berners Lee

[posting bail for my uncle greville] do you do nectar?

Nvidia Chips = Pynchon character name

[posting bail for my uncle greville] do you do nectar?

For any of you familiar with the Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics project and its communal discussion about lyrics for each song, I get unreasonably annoyed at Charles Exford. Makes me want to scream

RSVP by Half Man Half Biscuit

Whenever it's announced that someone's received a six figure payoff, I like to think it's a Stretch Armstrong, a Darth Vader, and four Ninja Turtles

[me quantum leaping into Mick Fleetwood at the 1989 Brits] oh boy

If I ever set up three membership tiers for the Bex Luther Connection, it's going to be Hazel, Bigwig, and El-Ahrairah

I've been invited to a pub called the Dog and Duck. There'd better be a dog AND a duck there or I stg

Herbie Goes Bananas for Tax Purposes

I thought I was the only person who does the reverse age thing (working out what day it is if time ran backwards from the day you were born). Turns out Lord Filthy Kitchener does it too. Taken the gloss off it for me, tbh

Guy from Yorkshire: this is God's own country God: [on a beach in the Seychelles] what

Met up after work with my wonderful friend of 32 years, @katetitch.bsky.social She brought me a gift of the very special scarf she used to wear on our nights out all those years ago. I am so touched 😊

when I said there would be consequences for future generations never having known people who lived through WW2 I wasn't really thinking about Ernst Röhm

[Right Said Fred voice] I'm too sexy for this suit, too sexy for this suit, I look like a newt

I can't stop laughing at this

It's fast approaching the time when I will need to start writing a Christmas ghost story if I plan to make it for the day. Here are the ones I've written previously if you're interested x www.booksie.com/685828-the-c...

Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne

*latest low level work moan* people calling the Health and Wellbeing Board the HWBB. It's HWB. Wellbeing is one word