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@xtasbe.bsky.social

Former writer. Father of two children. I write long silly threads on old TV programmes. Have a look here https://www.buymeacoffee.com/jetelephone/posts

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Me playing against a 1500 rated bot / me playing against 523-rated ihatewomen58336383 with an anime avatar

CHESS. Foolishly I had allowed my opponent to keep the HORSE BASTARDS alive. But this queen sacrifice saved me.

I want to hear all of the things people have said about this weirdo. I want every single word

Ryan Vamps@ryanvance.bsky.social

Finally, a newsletter I want to sign up to!

The Amol Rajan thing... Big tax bill? I'm assuming it's a Producers style bit of business that would be catastrophic if successful and is calibrated to be as embarrassingly shite as possible

I would say the Harry Kane news is an example of a model professional who's not a massive star and yet has developed his game to new heights in his later career. The EPL was holding him back.

As with the Deliveroo bikes that steam along the pavement at 100mph, people are now saying yOu cAn'T cRiTiCiSe A.i. bEcAuSe ThAt'S aBlEiSt. I love the discourse

The most scorching of takes. Lovely stuff.

dame@dame.is

my nuclear-grade AI hot take that’s sure to get me cancelled until kingdom come is that refusing to use AI at all is rapidly becoming an extremely privileged lifestyle choice that feels social justice-y while actually being the complete opposite

I remember the one about the CEO dad who was like "I solved the problem of bedtime stories by getting A.I. to read them to my children instead of being in the room with my own kids"

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

cool, cool

Hannah Fry: using the power of maths I have proved that traitors never hang around with each other *Gets banished, fucks up massively, traitors easily murder in plain sight by all hanging out together*

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It's lovely to have some of the PB archive back. Some beautiful things here

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Just checking the sports results

CHESS. Some awful defeats, throwing away winning positions and stalemates. Someone was going to suffer as a result and it was this guy

"Hi Sean it's Crystal Palace. Have you been gargling with razor blades and Domestos? We need the most gravelly voice humanly possible"

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Replying to @avwoman.bsky.social

#1986diary #THunt Let's meet the gang: Pilot Keith, Video engineer Frank, Cameraman Graham (who Anneka tells us is actually very good looking without that hat on), and Adjudicator Nettie (here telling us that Frank is very good looking without his earphones on).

"we should kill all the Jews, they're a cancer" and "I hate the English because they allow Jews and Africans to live there" were two highlights. Love to live in the city of sanctuary

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Nice day at beer festival. Train journey back ruined by absolute massive racist arseholes. I'm not saying Andy Burnham is right but guess what they were playing music on their phones and vaping as well as being racists!

Nice day at beer festival. Train journey back ruined by absolute massive racist arseholes. I'm not saying Andy Burnham is right but guess what they were playing music on their phones and vaping as well as being racists!

I swear things didn't used to be this bad. But they really are

Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social

"This hatred, it’s like a cancer. It spreads because people will always say, ‘Oh, it’s just the illegals.’ It’s not. “From what I experienced, it was anyone who was remotely different, different creed, different colour, different sexuality.” www.theargus.co.uk/news/2665180...

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I give it two weeks before the world’s most poisonous media outlets start hounding fuck out of named, individual teachers. They can’t stop the public recognising crimes against humanity, but they can deliver truckloads of grief to members of the public pour encourager les autres.

Spotted an incredibly niche lookalike at the beer festival: the bloke that Roger Moore kicks off a cliff in For Your Eyes Only

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It’s come to something when a photographer has to get legal advice, before displaying this photo in an exhibition, due to the risk of being prosecuted as a terrorist, but that’s exactly what I had to do yesterday. What a state this country is in.

Davenant 📸@marcdavenant.bsky.social

A woman weeps over the genocide in Gaza as she waits to be arrested as a terrorist for holding up a piece of cardboard. Parliament Square today.

Off to a beer festival today lads. Can't wait for the 4pm carnage of fat lads in comedy t-shirts collapsing in a lake of piss

Anyone else remember him from blogging / twitter days? What a tosser

Henry Mance@henrymance.ft.com

James Orr - Reform UK's ex policy chief - has stepped down from management roles at Cambridge university following media scrutiny The FT reported last month about complaints from two students. Orr has denied any wrongdoing and said his decision was voluntary as.ft.com/r/adb55c2d-2...

CHESS. Nearly managed to fuck up Queen v 3 pawns after this, but still, if in doubt, whack the rook on 7, never fails. HORSE BASTARD IS GONE. GOODBYE HORSEY NEIGH

Literally in lots of games I am like "I have no clue what to do here, fuck it, rook on 7" and bosh, they fuck up