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I have never experienced antisemitism as strongly as I just did, when my wife sent me an Instagram reel about "how to blow your nose correctly"

Hire @zulnutt.bsky.social for your video editing needs

@buehlmeister.bsky.social I've read most of your published works, and loved them all, but hot damn, you truly knocked it out of the park with TBF. Thank you!

On this day, I truly was that bitch

The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City. Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe.

B & D Foods Henning, MN

dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court

Thinking about the original @mikkaio.bsky.social character "Mr. Watch This" in connection with recent events

Caffeine Free Coke Guys

I insulted a small business owner on eBay until I got a refund

Hello's beautiful

Twitter 2 was such a fun week

once i went to see a japanese movie with a japanese friend of mine and the first scene some guy jumps in front of the tokyo train tracks and my friend leaned into me totally seriously and said "that is very japanese"

Thinking about the McDonalds Big Mike got my damn mouth waltering 👍

Einstein just loved to talk about relativity. Relativity, relatively! This guy must have loved his cousins. E=mc²? More like Einstein="my cousins (my cousin)" So what else is going on

1) I think this is one of the best TV music performances of all time, and it's for Ellen DeGeneres digital platform; 2) it's extremely fun to think about the studio audience for this; and 3) the worst modern talk show live performance I've ever heard is the other time Parquet Courts were on Ellen.

asking my failure of a son if he finds Burger King relatable

Going to post a bunch of pictures I have saved in my favorites folder on my phone

they really did happen

I'm considering freaking the fuck out this weekend

I made an action comic and you can read it at battlegoblins.com

The last text before being broken up with. Maybe “meatloaf is in the oven” is not the vibe!

you get too sleepy in the forest these big cats come and pick you up by the back of your neck and put you in a bed inside a big tree. then you wake up and check your phone and the bill is simply astronomical

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Im coolin in bonner

Im coolin in bonner

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when my kids start acting up i tell them Mr Ass is gonna come looking for them and that seems to scare them into behaving. havent even had to make up anything about him

The Return

Cup World

Wife left me unsupervised in a chair at the back of the store so now I'm eating a bunch of pills I found on the ground

No surprise at the reports that the Knicks were heard blasting Knicks by Quarterbacks after last night's victory quarterbacks.bandcamp.com/track/knicks

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Responding "nothing much, you" when someone ask "how are you" is an example of taking control of a situation

what a save by blackwood

Perdido Street Station

96f real feel and you do this? Taken moments before I broke their windows to free these blessed fur babies.