Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat

Philly Potato saw him compare Utah football to the Charlie Kirk assassination and said “hold my beer”

It just dawned on me, I know I’m slow to the draw sometimes. With players getting paid, and Dabo forcing players to go to church, and the way the church gets that tithe out of you. How much of a giant money laundering for churches operation is college football in the SC upstate at this point?

I don’t like to brag, but I will. My Joey Ramone costume/character is so good that I am confident everyone at Fair Witness is going to leave remembering Joey as a 5’11 husky boy instead of the string bean giant he was.

Just dropped 8.91 million of my finest soldiers onto the beaches of Normandy. Fertility treatment is exhausting and awkward as hell, but if anyone else is going through it with their partner right now I see you, we’re gonna make it happen fam.

2-8 at home against last 10 P4 opponents. I’m not watching Clemson for a few weeks. I need a break, this ain’t my kink.

My opinion on the cheesecake factory is that if you subscribed to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social patreon you’d have gotten last night’s episode eight hours ago www.patreon.com/ShutdownFull...

I fuckin hate football so much

I thought people might like to see my cute game day fit.

“STOP TORTURING YOURSELF MAN! YOULL NEVER AFFORD IT! LIVE IN THE NOW!”

Update: LOL NAH

Is part of the Miami throwback uniforms that they’re supposed to be ill fitting?

Garth is gonna physically fight the bots

They moved the Ro⭐️Tel y’all

This excerpt from a 1994 Spin magazine story about Soundgarden (written by the legendary Jonathan Gold) is all you need to know about Billy Corgan. We are all Soundgarden guitarist Kim Thayil.

I refuse to believe the “____ hears ____ for the first time” videos are real at all. Motherfucker, you’re a whole ass musician who’s never heard Rush before? Bull shit.

Thanks to @surber.bsky.social on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social podcast this week, I have now learned about "Chain Racing". This is just the right amount of chaos that I need in my life... youtu.be/2tYwG7G-vvo?...

anyway @surber.bsky.social keeping the auto-tune plugin turned on the whole show even while he was talking about Very Serious Things is why @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is the Internet's Only College Football Podcast that I listen to

Surber becomes Ramone

“She told me her step daddy only has one leg and his name is Kickstand” My wife has the best stories after school sometimes

Bluesky I know you do not care about golf. But I am telling you that in this specific case, you SHOULD care about golf. I explain in @slate.com what the Trump administration is doing to East Potomac Golf Course in D.C. slate.com/culture/2026...

When the strings really hit in “Starálfur” 😭

Another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Americana kinda roots kinda thing.

:Looks at week 8 schedule: lol Pitt’s gonna beat Miami.

Put @janus414.bsky.social on the bill too and we'll load up a bus and ride together!

Remember: They’ll either get over it or die mad, one. Happy Sunday.

Yes

UNC is on ESPN News just kicked off

(we dont like the 24 team playoff format because florida beating texas should fuck shit up thats why we watch college football)

Huge win for the South Carolina Gamecocks over the Texas Longhorns there.