Susie

No. Return to sender please.

Without stating your age post your favorite film released the year you turned 18. (Actually, I wanted to pick A Mighty Wind, but couldn't find a gif, and I was struggling between these two anyway.)

Last month in The Onion:

The gas station like 30 feet away from this one was 3.99. 🤷‍♀️

What is even happening

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started. Just. Tax. Them.

Men don't dance and jump and land in the splits anymore. We used to be a real country.

I didn't know that I'm supposed to hate Parks and Rec because I'm a leftist. I love it. Oh well.

😂😂😂

Lol I had mine checked recently in part because of hair loss and it was at 19 which my doctor said was "a little low" but still in the normal range 🫠 and told me just to keep taking my iron pill. Actually I just looked and in April it was 19 but in January it was 23 so it got worse. 👍🏻

My dog is so cute. That's it, that's the tweet, or whatever they're called here.

Listen I know this is stupid but I'm so angry (not really but I do hate it) about today's purple Connections theme.

This is...sure something. Some words, definitely.

Why is everything a cartel?

Now listening to Graceland for the rest of the day, arguably my very favorite album of all time with no skippable songs.

I cannot stop laughing but also omg the embarrassment

No. Absolutely not. Get out of here with this.

Lol well there are both of my senators, so. 🤷‍♀️ Fuck them all.

That's my senator! Unfortunately he is a lot of talk so here's hoping he takes some kind of action.

Incredible

She's really proud of that line that could have come straight from Friends.

This is so relatable.

What the fuck is he talking about. Every border that exists is an artificial line!

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No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

We are here to Hold the Line for LGBTQ people. For immigrants and refugees. For all the suffering and vulnerable in our times. Because it’s who we are. Because that’s really WWJD. Because our diversity makes us stronger.

My dog is so cute. Even when the world is falling apart.

Billionaires are bad for everyone, including themselves.

Not at all! I had two and we were all friendly to each other (as far as I know); I lived with one again sophomore year and I'm still in touch with her 20 years after we first met.

All Creatures Great and Small is such a lovely delightful show. If you haven't watched it before, you really should.

Just my cute girl being cute.

Why doesn't this app have a private function yet, I'm annoyed by random dudes following me.

I desperately need these

How weird would it be for me to bring my concert music to Germany so I can maybe practice some while I'm there, since I get back just a few days before the concert and will miss a rehearsal...

My office is SO COLD today and I would like it to be warmer please.

I left a 35 point defense on my bench this week in my family fantasy football, but I'm still gonna manage at least 165 points and beat my brother by almost 100.

I leave for Germany on Wednesday and I'm sort of anxious about it, just because I don't love traveling or being a guest in someone's house or being away from my house, but I feel like I should be MORE anxious than I am for some reason. Maybe bc I'm better medicated currently than I used to be, lol.

Colorado is usually on the "good" end of maps, but this one is definitely an exception to that. We let people opt out of vaccines for any reason and it's stupid.

I asked for a Little Green Machine on my local buy nothing page and someone had one so I took it but it must be an old model and it's dirty and I shouldn't be grossed out to use it but I am. (But don't worry, I am ashamed of myself about it.)