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TW: LOUD More of that Iko Iko An Day Vs Stormageddon fight. I still don't know what they were cussing each other out over, but they were fine later. This is just how it is sometimes. Yoink this if you want something AWFUL to play at ICE kidnappings on full blast. #alpacas

Samwise and Frodo #baby #alpacas #alpacacria #fluffy #cute #fluffbutts #adorable

Today's weigh in! Morticia, Dana, Boudicca baby #alpacas #alpacacria #fluffy #cute #fluffbutts #adorable

If you've ever seen alpacas after a vigorous #fight, you know. #Eldritch. #minnesotadogman #cryptid #alpaca #spit #drawloween #dailysketch #markers

Morning Max face Snuggle #cat

As a former special ed para, i never performed gender reassignment surgery... But i did console bigotry victims daily and talk kids down from self harm because of the evangelical fuckers around them.

An alpaca shaped cloud my friend noticed while i was working today, and siblings Samwise and Morticia checking out my poop cart for the millionth time. #alpacas #alpacacria #chores #clouds

Dunnuh dunnuh dunnuh dunnuh BATSQUATCH! #batsquatch #cryptids #alpacas #drawloween #mountains #volcanoes #dailysketch #markers

Religion is a choice. Yes, even if you were born into it. And you can be an asshole regardless of your religion, because most people use religion to get out of accountability and feel superior to others. I have experienced and witnessed assholes of many faiths.

When you realize how many divides are engineered by prosperity gospel pushing heritage foundation evangelical white Christian nationalist oligarchs, the racism, bigotry, ableism, xenophobia, anti free speech, and antiscience crap makes sense.

Morning Max face #cat

People love to shit in farmers instead of the private equity white Christian nationalist oligarchy and GOP that tricked the farmers for decades with unsustainable economics and culture wars. We need food. Quit subsidizing Musk and data centers. Those who love to comment on this aren't in it.

When douchebags dis audiobooks, I Feel the rage of the story telling ancestors who used their own synapses to record and preserve information and pass it to the next generation.

This video of thunder and lightning beats mansplaining academia wannabees any day.

Where the fuck did i ask for your overextended academic analysis? I didn't. I know first hand. This is why i left academia and those who pretend to be academics.

Hehehe gimme a kiss You got a purdy mouth (Oakley) #alpaca #alpacakisses #goofy #silly #cute #teefs

Werepaca! #werewolf #alpaca #fullmoon #cryptid #drawloween #dailysketch

Morning Max face Smug *Hubble, 3, trying to process the life advice he just got from the old man* #cat #blackcat #caturday

"A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Maya and Sam lined up for our friend's attention! She clucked the whole time it was so cute. #alpacas #alpacacria #cute

Maybe it won't notice us if we don't move... #alpacas #cryptid #westvirgina #sheepsquatch #drawloween #markers #dailysketch

Morning Max face #cat

I go to comment and Bluesky refreshes instead. I go to write an Alt and it is mangled, but just autocorrect but words in the middle of other words. If this is because of Android, fuck you I'm wiping and going graphene. There are other problems on other apps. I miss actual ownership.

Fe-lon Musk

Frodo is fine, he got silly during weigh in and tried to go through the gate instead of around it. Later he waited for me to put the poop cart away and grunted till i came over to scratch his ears and let him chew on me, his goofy comfort thing🤣 #alpaca #alpacacria #babies #funny

Give me 4 versions of you:

Gonna be frank about the Airbnb chores thing: The amount of laundry and cleaning after a visit is why we quit. We did everything ourselves. We didn't have a cleaning service. If you want to stay at a full time farm, expect chores. So many of you haven't been on the other side.

Lac wood screecher: see my pinned post on my profile for an audio example of why i depicted this as two alpacas screaming at each other. #screecher #lacwood #alpacas #cryptid #drawloween #dailysketch

Todd Blanche always sounds like he's trying to hold back a gorge of writhing mealworms when he speaks

I'm betting Jesus would flip Tesla cybertrucks easily, they're so flimsy a dead guy can do it

Musk is a fake. His jawline is fake, his "genius" is fake, his supporters are fake, his business acumen is fake. He bought other companies and copied other's playbooks. That's it. All fake.

Hypoglycemia sweats 🥵🥵🥵🥵

youtube.com/shorts/qAyWc... (a brown alpaca sneezes on the other side of a green gate while standing with a couple baby alpacas and a beige adult alpaca) #alpacas #sneeze #blessyou #silly

Alpacasaurs, Lex! #cryptids #SouthAmerica #dinosaurs #alpacas #drawloween #dailysketch #markers

Morning Max face #cat

Y'all #knitting I've never touched knitting needles before today...

I'm a bit mad at myself for not learning to knit sooner. Crochet was destroying my hands, so i gave up on that for the time being.

youtube.com/shorts/YozfL... (baby alpacas jumping on each other inside their barn stall while others stay out of their way) #alpacas #alpacacria #babies #fluffy #silly #funny #cute #wrestling #goofy

I totally just had to delete a post to my representative describing my healthcare situation as an alpaca rancher because two assholes decided to get into a big dumbass fight in the comments section. Fuck all of you.

Grassitude #ohiograssman #grassman #cryptid #alpacas #getoffmylawn #dailysketch #sketchbookx #drawloween #Halloween