Sick Wheelchair Combos

Sick Wheelchair Combos

@swcavan.bsky.social

If we all sat on it at once I bet we could bend the arc of the moral universe so hard people would start sliding off

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him)@dialhforhagai.bsky.social

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

SuperEyepatchWolf said in his Townfall video that he generally doesn't get previews because according to his agent he's viewed by publishers as "unpredictable," which frankly rules. What a respectable thing to have marketers say about you. Hats off to him

Did you guys know that Numotion is the only wheelchair provider and repair service available through my insurance, and that they've decayed so badly since they were purchased by a private equity firm in 2018 that it takes more than a month to have serious problems with my wheelchair repaired?

Had to ask my parents to purchase and install a new adjustable bedframe (so I can move after I lay down) cause the old one broke. It felt like being a zoo animal whose keepers have to fix part of my enclosure, so I go wait and chew some hay in the corner until they can let me back into my area.

If you are a developer on Metroid Ravenous, let me know, and I will do literally whatever you want. Suck your dick, give you all the money I have on me, kill your landlord, whatever. You deserve it

Nintendo has become too much like Disney to do what it should have done with the Ocarina of Time remake. But hey, you can sing to your game and it'll sing back. That's at least a little beautiful.

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Hearing reports that DLSS 6 is going to make every character in every game look like a naked 14-year-old girl but don't worry, it's actually turning them all into ageless demons who have existed forever but _choose_ to look like naked 14-year-old girls.

I want them in fucking court over this. They should be answering questions in front of Congress by this time next year. "Breaking" a story like this on behalf of a company like Nvidia should be considered criminal fraud.

Digital Foundry@digitalfoundry.bsky.social

DLSS 5 brings next-gen quality, photo-realistic lighting to GeForce RTX 50 series. We've been hands-on with four games and here are our first impressions: youtu.be/4ZlwTtgbgVA

Every single problem with fandom culture could be resummarized as "Social media can and will turn any negative opinion into a moral panic/harassment campaign." There isn't actually a problem with fandom culture, there's a problem with Twitter

This article complains that popular lefties believe LLMs to be predictive text models that can't and will never *understand* as a part of their process. Now you would think that this is because the author has some evidence to the contrary. Nope! He just acts like it's silly to believe that. Awesome

Unexciting Date/Moriagaranai Date is causing me physical damage, this is the best romance manga I've read in a long time. Haida is great, her perpetual intimidated frown is hilarious, but Kuroi is, like, the hottest man I've ever seen in my life

I want it on record before Highguard comes out: you people are all completely deranged about this. Completely untested studio making a billion dollar game verses former Respawn devs who don't have any money for marketing. Highguard is going to be good, probably really good. Delusional news cycle

Genderswap manga always has some intriguing shit going on.There's this normal-ass "guy who's good at MMOs plays MMO" manga where the guy gets put in a tube by his dad, told it's a controller, locked in the MMO, and has been unknowingly transformed into a girl vampire over the course of 100 chapters.

He grew up never knowing his mom, who has shown up for exactly one panel, which made clear that she was also a vampire, and the implication was that he was not only originally born a vampire, but also born a girl. He has not, as to the point I have read, found out any of this

I respect the writing in a lot of the Warhammer games I've played. It's workmanlike, it gets the universe across, it's frequently performed well. But the books can't be written like this, right? They don't consist of like 90% the same formally phrased exposition followed by threats and posturing?

Because people read these books, and I can't imagine they're very entertaining if the same amount of them goes "The armored giant growled 'Chaos will not claim my men, Captain (vaguely Latin name that sounds like the word clitoris).' Clitoris frowned. 'You underestimate the enemy, Sargeant Craig.'"

Trinyvale X Strahd was such an incredible idea, and in execution it's even better than I imagined. Naddpod just gets better every campaign man, it's so clear how seriously they take the craft behind all of the stupid shit that they do

Remember Andreja from House Va'ruun? They worship the great serpent? The DLC was about them? From Starfield, Bethesda Game Studios’ epic role-playing game and first new universe in more than twenty-five years? Starfield has possibly the worst world building and story in a major studio RPG, ever.

What's up shinobi it's Sekiro Wednesday! If you see this post, you can help drive back the forces of the shogunate by looking toward Japan, mashing L1, and repeating the 108 conditions for getting the secret ending! Lady Emma is counting on you! Have a divine Sekiro Wednesday!

Before you get mad about the Doctor Who news, ask yourself: Is this really more disrespectful than making Ncuti Gatwa read more scripts like the ones they've been giving him? Is it any more desperate than the Star Wars sequel type shit they've been up to? Isn't it funnier atp to keep digging?

I wonder what the decision-making process was behind putting a purchase cost on Marathon. Surely Bungie has actual numbers on how much higher the player count is on a free game. Does it feel that important to be "premium?" You've got to assume that's it, right? "Our games are premium." So stupid

That first trailer was great, but did it show gameplay? Did it have anything except for some not very original (even ignoring the plagiarism) aesthetic flourish and a good needle drop? Was, maybe, the song the entire reason that trailer was great? Yes. That's all what happened.

It is hard to imagine a structure that more thoroughly defeats the very spirit of storytelling than the video game pick-your-heroine dating menu. A pile of slim will-they-won't-theys where, canonically, no one has ever made progress at all, and payoffs are quarantined in Schrodinger's box.

Trails of Cold Steel 4 NPC conversations are 85% people talking about sociopolitical situations, 10% impeccable character work, and 4% women talking about yaoi. The last percent is like queerbaiting, but instead of gay people they're baiting the kind of person who picks Team Jacob.

@kriswolfhe.art Thanks for recommending Trails on your podcast. I just beat Cold Steel 3 and this might be the most intelligently planned/written series of bravely noninnovative game stories I've ever played. Kinda like if the Pokemon movies were all about as good as Jurassic Park 1. 10/10 shit

I have my problems with parts of this game. I don't like a lot of the... costuming choices. Musse swings from very grating to one of my favorite characters on a line-to-line basis. But the thing is that Trails of Cold Steel 3 is still Just That Good. Nobody is doing it like this