Swivelbot

I have a theory that Wildwood is going to become the next Everything Everywhere All at Once. As in, every discussion of it will instantly be filled with annoying jackasses yelling about how it “was ACTUALLY terrible”. It always happens.

Chekov was always my favourite of the original Star Trek cast. RIP Walter Koenig, you legend.

I roll out of bed like an evil clone falling out of its tube.

If I hear one more moron talking about “the Mandela effect”, I’m gonna lose my mind. It’s so fucking stupid, why did it ever become so popular?

Am I the eighth story chapter of the hit video game Portal 2? Because I’ve got The Itch. I’m very itchy all the time aaaaaaa

I wish I could do literally anything without everyone around me thinking I’m weird and stupid

James Moriarty

Some people think that their art can't change the world, and they're wrong. Your art can make a lot of people on the internet really, really horny

Hey animations fans, instead of being doom and gloom over "where are THE people who want original films?", lets pull a Coyote Acme and hype people up to make the premiere weekend of Wildwood also a double feature with Forgotten Island?

Women are so cool

It is becoming increasingly obvious to me that a lot of people just… don’t believe killing is wrong?

Who the hell is Real Bad and why is It sucking them?

Spooooky month

DID YOU KNOW? If you press [SHIFT] and [CTRL] at the same time, you can perform a CROUCH-JUMP™, which will allow you to jump higher!

If you have to ask yourself if you want to continue doing something, you probably don’t REALLY want to continue that thing.

Martyrdom is dumb, that’s why it’s called martyrDUMB.

Have you guys ever seen The Flatiron? It’s a picture of the Flatiron Building in New York City just a few years after it was built. It’s such a vibe.

posting this isn't enough, i need a gun

The Goodbye, Lara finale was great.

Goodbye, Lara finale tomorrow. I am scared.

My hair always looks best on Saturdays, it is weird.

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?

Goodbye, Lara fills me with a joy and vitality I’ve never known.

I am very scared that the rerelease of The Transformers: The Movie will bring about a bunch of annoying complaints about Hot Rod for “killing Optimus Prime”.

Oh I might throw up

Moist

The Knights of Unicron have now withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour.

Final review of Amphibia: Lesbians deserve rights.

I’m making a prediction (I am good at this)

Do you understand how hard it is to NOT be elitist when you hear the same bad takes every single day of your life for years? I’m going fucking crazy.

in rabbit fire there's a scene where mel blanc does daffy imitating bugs and bugs imitating daffy and it feels like witnessing one of the miracles of christ

You have the freedom to separate shapes from sizes.

I. eat. your. art. I eat it up.

“The new Legend of Zelda looks like THAT???” - the most commonly spoken phrase in human history

i wish writing was easier for me

Do you understand how weird it is to read references to very currently-in-the-news-regularly politicians in stories from before everyone had to hear their names constantly? I think it’s become the only way I know there was a time before.

Doot doot motherfuckers, I just discovered the correlation between the words benevolent and malevolent.

I will never die.

Who am I

YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.

On Jupiter they have storms and also surround sound systems.

I hate this

I’m a failure

Hatsune Miku

The range of misspellings I have seen of Arblus’s name staggers me.

I keep forgetting that I’ve actually seen The Shining. It’s very strange.

I shouldn’t need to say this, but it seems I have to. If your instinct upon hearing about somebody’s death is to use Generative AI for a so-called “tribute”, you are a fucking disgrace. You are not paying tribute, you are not paying respect, you are exploiting their death for a shitty algorithm.