Return of the King 🐀👑

every day I dream of biting into sedimentary rock. layers like a croissant, would have great mouthfeel.

*Crunch*

comm for @yaya-angel.bsky.social

Same guy

Baby

I just accidentally autopilot typed the current date as 2022 on a document name, realized I was 4 years off, and it felt like someone punched me

Peepin

Worm

Chillin with the boys never gets old

The Dark Knight Nona. No crime will go unnoticed by his watchful gaze

Jobless layabout vs hardworking spring toy catcher

Nona has been meowing at the front door lately wanting to explore so I've start singing this to him youtu.be/-7jWt3JvJto?...

This man has no job

He's hoarding all my freshly cleaned socks like a dragon, and he bops me every time I try to steal one back >:0

Boy before and after you tell him he's a cutie patootie

Nona looks so smug

They found a new place to conspire

What devious plots are they up to?

This game is gonna mess me up so bad I can already tell. Felt the electricity as I watched the trailer this looks so goooood 😭❤️

honestly anytime i hear that someone i know is using AI for literally anything i just get the sims 👭➖➖ icon above my head

I know I'm absolutely unhinged for this but every time she says "Project TS" my brain reads the abbreviation as "Time Skip" and now the "That's S|| ||" has my brain reading "That's Siffrin". ISAT has done irreparable damage to my brain chemistry I can't get Adriennes little guys out of my head

The cats out of the bag *Double checks bag* Oh wait nevermind

The boys love when I have a work-from-home day

The oat milk by the coffee machines at my office is always empty and I think I just discovered why. I just saw someone pour themselves a full glass and walk away. No coffee just milk

A portfolio of my finest boys

Copy/Paste: A collection of boys

He surveys his kingdom. The peasants look up and rejoice

Hello @kaachiel.bsky.social I need a refund my Miku came with a little bite chomped out of her I think you sent me a defective Miku

Nona Lore 🐈‍⬛ 🎂 age: 8 months 👤 pronouns: He/him 📏 height: lil guy 👟 shoe size: all sizes are good for sniffs 💮 zodiac: Gemini 🚬 smoke: too scary 🍃 smoke: catnip👀 🌹 tattoos: from the vet 👂🏻 piercings: cardboard *chomp chomp* 🌈 fav colors: black 🍹 fav drink: minty water in sink after dad brushes teeth

HotSauce Lore 🐈‍⬛ 🎂 age: 8 months 👤 pronouns: He/him 📏 height: big fella 👟 shoe size: whatever dad wears 💮 zodiac: Gemini 🚬 smoke: too stinky 🍃 smoke: dad won't let me 🌹 tattoos: 1 on my tummy 😈 👂🏻 piercings: no thanks 🌈 fav colors: sage green 🍹 fav drink: dads water cup

He's just like me fr

*Aggressively smooches ur forehead*

Yin and yin

Pussy posting so my account isn't just a stream of consciousness wall of text

Bus driver is treating every stop like he's an old school radio disk jockey. He drops a little random life advice, says a little rhyme about the name of the stop, then starts singing a little tune. All this over the intercom

Decided to be mindful this morning and take things slow rather than rushing everything. Took a nice relaxed walk from my apartment to the bus until I saw the bus rounding the corner and had to run across two lanes of traffic at an intersection