System Mastery

Selling bikini goblins isn't a crime. You see someone selling bikini goblins in a store? No you didn't.

Remember those "enterprising young people CAN buy a house if they bootstrap hard enough" articles where you'd always find "with a small 1.3 million dollar loan from their hedge fund investor father" in them?

You idiots, you've captured their stunt doubles!

First lemme clear out that lame-ass auto text KS suggested. Okay, here we go. Go back this, Spectaculars rules and I can't wait to finally try out Dusk City Outlaws. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...

My daughter started watching Minecraft youtube content and it's amazing how a single ordinary sentence can just mean nothing to me. "I tracked ALL the MOST ILLEGAL mob babies. 0.00001%!"

The System Mastery boys as John Constantine and Manchester Black.

If Lake Ontario becomes Lake America one nice thing is that the mnemonic switches from HOMES to SHAME.

Lol you plebs are "talking" about "improving" the thing you "enjoy?" Ho ho ho, not while I have a meme for that!

So we really enjoyed Spectaculars, and then I think our listener base (and maybe some specifically at Polygon) did too, to the point where we kinda helped sell it out entirely? Anyway, it's gearing up for a reprint campaign, and I would say you should get on it: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...

AP is like porn in that I always pretend my DM is my stepmom.

If you wanna play in a Marvel setting you should really buy a Marvel RPG, that branding is important.

If you had told me six months ago the primary purpose of that Harry Potter show was to ruin my opinion of actors I liked who are specifically named Nick, I probably would have believed you because shit also sucked at that point.

Civil War Brigadier General Polyamorous Findom Breathplay

I was somewhat disappointed that this card isn't called Bilbo Baggins, Burglar from The Hobbit.

It is 2032: A live action remake of a Disney animated movie is released in theaters. It is 2033: The animated movie the live action movie was based on is released in theaters.

Is there already a Doreen Green and Emma Frost team up called Diamonds and Squirrels? Can I write it if there isn't?

I know I got a bad memory but I am reasonably sure I liked this game quite a bit.

More output from that AI-Cardgage creep Whitman. Hey man, what's "creative exhaust?" That makes it sound like the AIs are being fed like food scraps or some shit. No, you irrelevant dinosaur. They're being fed everyone's active whole fucking lunch.

Guys calm down, the orc said "Meat's back on the men, you boys"and he is admonishing his squad to get swole as fuck.

Especially enjoying watching the dingalings at the 4Pillar thing make an AI do a little shuck and jive dance equivocation "the truth is never black and white" routine around Nazis like Barker and sexpests like all the ones you would expect. That's gonna go over great for them long term, I bet.

Looking forward to the new character in Mandalorian & Grogu, "Baby Yoda with eyelashes and a big pink bow."

RPG title length and degree of poetic nature is inversely proportionate to page count. A zine may be called "We are But God's Worms in this Dessicated Railyard." A game over 400 pages should be called "Fantasy RPG."

Haha SF6 Ingrid looks like if there was a Kingdom Hearts rollercoaster and it needed a virtual line attendant that explained the seat belts. I love her immediately.

You know you love being tangentially aware of cheesecake comics.

We're taking this week off from Expounded Universe as Jon has a throat infection and can't talk good.

Bad news everyone, Disney has shockingly cut our license access. Now I guess no one gets to see the exactly one thousand and one immaculate pages of "Stand around the main areas spamming A/S/L in chat between little minigames" rules we had written. Frankly it's your fault.

Good news everyone, we just acquired the Club Penguin RPG license! Now I know your first question and yes, we have detailed rules for the penguins disemboweling each other with filthy sawblades.

I think it's obvious that the problem is they've hired the wrong Jon Taylor from the internet's nerd spheres. We have a solution ready for the Neopet people when they are ready to hear it.

Goddamn I love this seventeen question FAQ about why D&D 5.5e is called D&D 5.5e now, especially since all the answers are just like "No" and "Nothing."