T3tch

T3tch

@t3ch-diff.bsky.social

27ish ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Bird enjoyer ๐ŸŒ† Boston gremlin ๐Ÿ’พ Technology collector ๐Ÿ’ป printed โ€œhello worldโ€ Share your best trash with me ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ My very incomplete useless website: https://t3chnicaldifficulties.com

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I thought the little dog treat cookies looked so tasty but my friend said they were for actual dogs ๐Ÿ˜ญ Why did they put them with the candy!!

No cyclops hog, no freaky tf affair on Circeโ€™s island, no casting off the robes to fight the suiters to the death naked? What was the journey even for ๐Ÿ˜”

Friend showed me you can just put peas and broth and hotdog directly in the rice maker and press go and it just lovingly crafts you a whole meal ๐Ÿฅน

Theyโ€™ve left me in the doctor room for a slightly irresponsible amount of time and the urge to look in the desk drawers and poke buttons on the blood pressure thingy is getting harder and harder to suppress