Final Fantaiku

I wrote an article! It's not the best writing, but it serves a purpose in illustrating the one and only rule you absolutely must follow when engaging with any of my writing.

It has some obnoxious mobilism but FF Resonance thus far has been pretty cool

You ever think about how Aoko Aozaki and Hank Hill have the same outfit?

GOG why do you have absolutely zero patch notes for your installs? How am I supposed to know if your install is the same or different from the latest Steam update of the same game? That's kind of an important thing to have when you explicitly tout mod compatibility as a core feature of the game.

Oh cool that weird RPGmaker game with wild gender simulations has a demo. Oh but Steam isn't letting me install it. Let's try it in browser *AI warning triggers* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've gotten a few rounds of criticism for my writing but one I've gotten multiple times is that I shouldn't be writing about something if my opinion doesn't match everyone else's. and all I have to say to that is, fuck off???

Gotta love finding out a popular internet person is an antishipper who uses their clout to chase literal rape victims off the internet because they think someone's memoirs are proship fanfiction I'm not naming names since I'd need stronger evidence than one accusation but goddamn I learned too much

Fitgirl repacks are overrated.

Hikaria Yumiko is a name I generated in 2014 for my at-the-time underage F-list account. Hikari was taken so I stuck an A on the end. I got into Skyrim the same year and the name just stuck. (and for the record I never actually did anything on F-list. I didn't even talk to anyone)

On & off I've been writing an expose on a popular game industry person but a lot of receipts are still on Twitter and it's excruciating trying to find them. Even more excruciating is they're for something particularly egregious that'd require receipts to corroborate.

Feels profoundly backwards that disabling hardware acceleration in my browser makes videos play better.

I've consistently never liked a Bioware game but goddamn.

I want to know what sick monster decided it'd be a good idea to put a matte finish on a resealable bag

Have you considered the original Tomb Raider? Best 3D platformer of the 90s I hear and also say.

Teaching kids how to use emulators is important but we specifically gotta teach em how to use standalone emus, otherwise they'll end up using something Retroarch-based and Retroarch is objectively terrible.

One of the most baffling conversations I had when I still used Reddit was someone saying I should just quit gaming if I don't want to play games with AI, like there isn't a four-decade library of titles made before this scam existed and tons of studios today who refuse to use it.

Got subjected to the Street Fighter 2 anime last night and man no one ever told me we have a canonical instance of Chun Li naked. Unfortunately it wasn't Cammy but beggars can't be choosers.

Good Morning, World.

I need a browser extension that auto-warns me if a GitHub repository has Claude as a contributor, like the one that pops up AI warnings on Steam games.

"Man I wish there was a sumo wrestling fighting game" ... "does Smash Bros count?"

If you bake cookies shaped like Vs, would those be consummate Vs?

Downloading a big file through Proton Drive makes me really glad I'm just on the VPN. And I'm getting ready to jump ship from the VPN anyway.

a roomba would go ham in the backrooms

After finishing Borderlands 4 I immediately went back to 2 but decided to revisit the Zer0 I initially beat the game with. I was going for a melee build and still want to try it, however, kunai

Master Chief, care to explain why you're attending a briss? Sir, cumcision