Patrick Allcorn

Being mad about the Super Bowl Halftime Show is fun, but have you tried getting mad about income inequality or the lack of affordable Healthcare in the US?

I just don't understand why people can't be more civil on airplanes. Just wear a suit, already! Ignore the obvious gouging with crap like this, tuck your shirt in and everything will be fine!

A peace prize being given to someone who is actively committing war crimes is crazy.

Damn, FIFA really is spitting on that thang! #worldcupdraw #fifa

Republicans: Can we please just go back to shooting up schools?

I value the First Amendment. I also understand that while I have the right to say whatever I want, other people have the right to accept whatever punishment comes with retaliating against my speech with violence. So I try not to be an a** hole.

I wish Trump loved soccer. #concacafgoldcup

This bill creates a near-slave class. No more waiting for work in the field you were trained in. If the government deems you "able bodied" you'll have to take whatever shit job paying $7.25 an hour the Republican donors have for you.

@nbcnews.com shame on you for airing this press conference without comment. They are deliberately misleading the citizenry about what this SCOTUS decision means, and you're providing the microphone.

Musk announcing he's officially leaving the Trump administration is giving Rachel's message to Ross that she's over him. "When were you...under me?" When was Musk officially part of the administration?

Democrats need a Mitch McConnell. Someone who will bend and twist every rule imaginable to get what they want. Chuck Schumer ain't it.

How long before Trump classifies the Democratic party as a terrorist organization?

What do 10 out of the 11 largest single day Dow Jones drops have in common? Donald Trump was President. 10 out of 11! Very stable. Very genius.

Some of these MAGA morons will be standing in the bread line like: "look how mad the Democrats are, lol." They'll fly their Trump flags outside of their Hooverville shanties.

First they came for the Venezuelans And I did not speak out Because I was not Venezuelan Then they came for the foreign grad students And I did not speak out Because I was not a foreign grad student Don't be that person. Let's make sure this poem stops here this time.

BREAKING: Elon Musk, furious over the attention being given to Signal, orders X to build a group chat feature.

We got the kids out for a little day of action at Holton's school. Great turnout of a few dozen people! #InclusiveIdaho #EveryoneIsWelcome #WestAdaSchools #Idaho

I think it's time to get the hell out of Idaho. "Our minorities are worse than ever." Yikes!

This is Idaho. The teacher who hung this sign in her classroom is being told to remove it because it's a "personal opinion," something not everyone would agree with. In 20 fucking 25!!

They don't know the difference between seeking asylum and insane asylums. They don't know the difference between transgenic and transgender. They didn't realize the people they fired actually kept our nuclear weapons secure. Politics aside, how can anyone trust these people to run a country?

I hope it passes!!

Democrats should've planned to be removed one after the other. Speak out about every lie until they have to remove all of them. That's all anyone would be talking about.

So removing restrictions and regulations is going to make us healthier?? What kind of moron buys this bs?!

If Democrats were an MLB team, they'd still have their pitchers taking at bats. If they were an NBA team, they'd never shoot a three. They play by outdated rules to their own peril.

I think the problem with US political discourse is not that the electorate is any dumber than in years past. It's that social media allows for unearned confidence, leading to uninformed takes. And once you post a stance on something, it becomes very hard to admit you're wrong.

That'll show him! Honestly, Democrats really need to stop playing by an outdated set of rules that only they acknowledge.

Mike Johnson is either dishonest, a complete moron, or some combination of both. These Sunday morning shows are so hard to watch.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

This absolutely broke me. #SlavaUkraine🇺🇦 🧵(1/3)

Far Left: There's no difference between Democrats and Republicans! Middle Left: There's no difference between the Far Left and the Far Right! Middle Right: Any Republican will do! Far Right: We won again?!?!

Future US citizenship tests are going to need a section on how to not be embarrassed to be an American. Gotta say, I'd fail that section.

How would a Russian plant perform the duties of the President any differently than Trump has been?

I bet if you polled people in 2017 on their opinion of Elon Musk and then polled the same people today, at least 90% would have flipped their position on him.

TIL that my dog has a Nextdoor account.

We're at the point where Republicans could enact a 50% income tax on people making below $400k and a 0% rate on billionaires, and a significant amount of their base would cheer because it angers Democrats. They'll cheer their own suffering as long as we're suffering too.

My only question about the Trump Gold Card is: Can I sell someone my citizenship for $5,000,000? I'll even split it with the government, just fill my pockets and send me on my way.

FAFO

Just when I start worrying about the dangers of AI, something like this happens, and all those worries are washed away.

I often get into arguments about the weight of an object but tend to keep going long after the other person loses interest. At some point, it's just mass debating.

As I was applying lidocaine to my wife's chemo port, it struck me that while she was born in the US, when her treatment ends, she will be deported. Just some topical humor.

A little kindness goes a long way. Our neighbor got creative with his shoveled snow, and it brings me a little joy every time I go past it. Whoever you are, wherever you are, there is some small thing you can do that will make someone's day just that much better. So do it!

Probably a good idea to keep politics out of it, but I'm surprised we didn't get a Presidents sketch on SNL. Also, where was Darrell Hammond?

Shocking that Trump's "solution" for the war in Ukraine is to give Putin everything he wants and leave Ukraine with no protection. Who could've seen that coming?!

He told us who he was in the Access Hollywood tapes. Now it's "Just grab 'em by the Gaza." He thinks this will be just as easy as that.

Needed this so much right now. I just called out the fact that Kendrick Lamar carried that red, white, and blue theme through. He owned it! My fam knew what that meant. THEY don’t want us here, but they do not own the flag. “Not Like Us”

I keep thinking about the failures of Elon Musk. These are just two of the PUBLIC ones. He has a track record of jumping the gun and falling flat on his face. Sure, maybe he eventually gets there, but with USAID and other orgs, that means many, many people will die before he gets there.

It's weird, gas prices seem to be higher than they were a few weeks ago.

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"