Tam

Congratulations to Fleetwood Town. I'd wish them best of luck in future rounds, but Ched fucking Evans.

Oh, great. Stream back up in time for Sydney Sweeney and that repellent "catfish" ad. And penalties.

Stream down. Probably for the best.

Get your hands off Max.

Thanks, Zubi.

Oh, man. I don't want Ø anywhere near this match. Dammit.

Lovely delivery from Max.

Gyökeres. 😬

I'm completely laid back about this competition. I just enjoy watching the kids play. But we cannot lose to Ched fucking Evans. That is all.

Arteta's intern at Anfield...

Pundits already talking about Spurs like they were good today, as if the first 80 minutes of the match never occurred. It's a much milder version of how they gushed over City's brilliance earlier this season, failing to mention they only looked dangerous after Liverpool went down to 10 men.

How's that not a red card for Palmer? Make it make sense.

Bit of an odd one. Calafiori finished the game at left wing, with Madueke behind him at left-back. Italian has now gone straight down the tunnel after the full-time whistle. Hopefully not an injury.

Easy win. Always lovely to see Everton visit the Emirates.

Still time to give Jover a card, as well, ref.

I don't know who this referee is, and I'm not looking it up. That would be giving him what he wants.

Is Zubi going back out there with a broken nose?

Really pleased to see Zubimendi coming on.

Very nice, Benjamin White. ❤️

MAGALHÃES!!!!!!! SET PIECE FC ARE BACK!

WTF is happening with this ref?

Hopefully they get rid of this stupid, mandatory "one minute off the pitch" rule next season.

NOT BIG GABI!

We need Hincapié and Tzolis back and a speedy, full recovery for Bukayo.

A draw away to Bayern is a good result. Not much you can do about that Kane penalty.

Thirty minutes to score a couple more goals. COYG 🔴⚪

❤️ David Raya

What has happened to our corner delivery?

Gabriel Heinze looks devastated.

That was a fantastic pass from Kane, dammit.

EZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've just seen the United result. 😬 I just want to say it was in no way Michael Carrick's fault. He needs time--time and signings and time.

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Easy win. ❤️🤍Cheers, Noni.

Konsa doing his best Saliba impression.

Murillo with some lovely moves. Then finished like a CB.

❤️🤍 BIG GABI

NONIIIII

I miss our back post deliveries.

Jover sending on a set piece play?

Dixon is so miserable. Can't we get someone else once in a while? Surely that's not too much to ask.

Love an early fullback booking.

COYG!

Suzuki saving Villa from their Lindelof and Mings backline.

Honestly, why do they have the cream of the PL commentator stable working the City game?

Micah taking repeated offence at Kate calling the 114 breaches of PL rules a scandal was just plain weird. Then asking for "balance." FFS. Scandal is a mild description.

All-around good day. A home win. Clean sheet. Three lovely goals. Bayern drawing away to Vikings.

Konsa's going to hurt himself doing stuff like that.