dan

hi it’s me

gonna write a song about tony takitani i think

me and my complete inability to just say “i’m good”

a guy who wants u to think he’s a music producer with a camera roll full of tame impala orchid and teenage engineering set up pics

reminded again that everyone hated me as a “negative” child and also everyone hates me for being a “negative” adult

i’m nobody but the first thing i would do if i got rich is get a personal assistant

i prefer your love to jeeeeesusssss

if you sing in the arms of an angel at karaoke u deserve the death penalty sorry

no i can't explain the gap in my resume any other questions

yea yea subs are better we get it but subs are dogshit when mary elizabeth mcglynn is voicing a character

i try to remember the wrath of the devil was also given him by god

crying to human bog by baths again

fire brooklyn heights

if i gave up on being pretty, i wouldn’t know how to be alive. i should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die.

ugh

panicking tearing through every layer and desperately hoping to find somebody else but it’s just you every single time

i am always working on being more consistent w everything which is hard w adhd! i don’t really make resolutions, but i will continue this work in the new year :o)

i love how every wikipedia entry for a celebrity has a photo where they look like shit

jeffrey star pretending to cry over the bible is hilarious

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“off to new begings” open the schools

besides like PM and velma canada is a mid-off lmao

u ever think about how in the US an ambulance ride is a crime of opportunity

i feel so gen z when i use canva

applied to 4 jobs today yay 🫩

cleaned and reorganized my treasure shelf pls clap

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

ugh i accidentally critiqued the activism of a white woman with dyed hair and tattoos

had to be around other people today

idk when pointing out the cis men get gender affirming care double standard maybe you don’t have to use men struggling w weight as the example when pete hegseth style facelifts are right there

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