marie

the indomitable human spirit is right behind me isn't it

i got all of the nervous but none of the system

i deleted that because i already posted it before. wow i'm really running out of things to say.

i hate biting my cheek like genuinely how did it even get in the line of fire

posting amazing posts at 4k followers

i don't like that the future is unknown like can i have a few hints at least

tis the season

going soul searching does anyone need anything

everything is so fear mongering let's try love mongering

they're pricing everything i want at 7 trillion dollars tomorrow

there's only one way out of this? let me guess. is it through? of course.

(misremembering the phrase "chewed out") yeah my boss ate me out in front of everyone yesterday

getting mad at my significant other for something they did in a past life

the world's biggest hypocrite: "i hate hypocrisy"

autumn is upon us. u can tell by my profile picture change.

saying "i'll let you take it from here" as a conversation starter

just got to #1 on the 38 worst bluesky posters of 2026 thank u all

septem go brr

she hates being held

what's wrong, babe? you hardly touched your Fall In Love With Me potion

u know i'd wear a peanut butter jar if i could

The homie who’s become more like a distant memory

guys scientists are worried

replaced all my furniture with memory foam yet i still can't remember anything ?

i eat 2lbs of peanut butter for breakfast what of it

"i got lucky, i was just at the right place at the right time" okay i've been everywhere always and i didn't get lucky so what's up with that

Everyone should have 3-4 ideas a day and any more than that tbey send you to a hospital

"i'm my own worst enemy" not me bro i have so many worst enemies u wouldn't even believe

we have this little tradition around here called marie stupid post wednesday folks! it's where i post the most unhinged shit online make it make sense

(reality crumbling in front of my eyes) do we still have to do all those tasks and responsibilities or is that like finally over

smoking on that email that finds you well

my digital footprint is actually beautiful thank u very much

sorry for being weird this is only my 2nd time being alive.

new worst draft just dropped

not to be controversial but i think it would be really cool if everything was affordable

me talking to a judge: sup bro my lawyer: it's 'your honor' me: what's my honor my lawyer: you're supposed to call the judge 'your honor' me: ok...? kinda weird but if u say so. sup my honor. my lawyer: i'm no longer defending you

interpret my posts however u wish. except like that. don't interpret it like that.