tawny fritz ⏩ hibernation

Pinned post per proper peopling protocol. Now with Alt Text! •I craft intricate ink drawings of mythological and macabre subjects to pay homage to both the exquisite beauty and profound depths of the human experience, where the lines between wonder and darkness converge.• #darkart #fantasyart

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Tomorrow is our 18 year anniversary and I can say with all honesty that I am spoiled rotten. Me: It's so shiny! I do love sparkly things. Moose: Just like a crow.

Evergreen sketchbook notes.

Height: 58'3" Age: 132+ Sign: Pisces Guilty pleasure food: Villagers (I burninate the villages) Tattoos: 5 Favorite season: Fall (of mankind) Favorite color: Purple Favorite holiday: Winter Solstice Favorite flower: Magnolia

Enjoyed seeing this woman's work. Sustainability isn't just about producer decisions, but also consumer decisions, namely their willingness to repair things when needed. This type of repair is easier on natural fibers, rather than stretch fabrics. Consider that when shoppping. IG loosethreadsrepair

Between these and my uncontrollable urge to pet giant man eating teddy bears, I cannot be trusted in the wild unsupervised.

Some of you didn't read Oryx and Crake and it shows. Wolvogs, order up!

THEY ARE FEEDING SACRIFICES TO BLUCIFER

I requested deleting of my Patreon account today. Seriously considering deactivating FB. I'm just over all of it. It's all crap.

TIL bananas sabotage blueberries by neutralizing the antioxidants.

Keanu Reeves gave up an estimated $75 million worth of his expected profit so that the special effects and costume departments working on The Matrix would have more budgets.

Co-signed! That’s what libraries are for, and they do pay us! Never apologize!

human artists humans beloved beautiful humans. glory to your hands and hearts and eyes

Me: OMG Duolingo relax My 17yo: Would you like to satisfy Duo together? Wait. No. No that's not... I mean...

Me: I need one more fictional character that describes me. My Sister: It’s tough cause you’re bubbly but also a swamp witch.

I feel like the camera roll boat photo challenge is just training ai.

Out of context in the Fritz household part 49353 Me, cutting fabric: Will you shut up for like one minute 😆 My 17yo: What's going on? Me: I'm trying to do math and your dad's in here talking about butt stuff. 17yo: ... I'm moving out.

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: The Men Who Stare at Goats for Tax Purposes

I tried, really I did. I tried to read Dungeon Crawler Carl. Everyone is so excited about it and I just can't seem to get into it.

The bots are back.

Ok well more for us then, I guess. You don't share my dream of @tawnyfritz.bsky.social cracking an entire Parm Reg wheel in half over her knee and then handing you half and then you both just chomp like raccoons? Weird. Really weird dude.

A remake of Hocus Pocus but the cast is entirely made up of geese. Honkus Ponkus.

It's interesting that a couple years after "women choose the bear", a movie where the creepy villain man named Bear was released.

For all its faults, this show has drawn my 17yo into the world of Stephen King and they're enjoying it, so I can't be too mad about it. We're going to watch the original movie next and they plan to read the book, too.

My 17yo, watching Carrie: What? Wtf? What is happening? Stephen!

IDK who needs to know this but there are other companies that hire artists besides Wizards of the Coast...

Happy #BannedBooksWeek

Just saw 2 monarch butterflies in our pollinator garden 🥰

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

IDK why but I regularly randomly remember that awkward time Jeb Bush said "please clap" and I die of second hand embarrassment.

I've tried a lot of face washes that claim to remove makeup but nothing, and I mean N O T H I N G, removes my makeup in one go like Head and Shoulders shampoo/conditioner.

I absolutely love it when already tall women wear platform heels to be even more towering. Bonus points when they're with a short king partner.

Here's some human made art by me. A set of stairs for my short movie. put the finishing touches on it!

Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.

Absolutely 💯 Agree…. If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.

My 17 yo, discussing a powdered vitamin on their upper lip: They're gonna think I do crack. Wait, that's not how you do crack. How do you do crack? Do you sniff it?

What if I just didn't.

IDK if it's the weather or what but I'm in a big time funk.

Dallas this weekend, Denver the next!

Dallas this weekend, Denver the next!