technophobia.bsky.social

Be the candy corn you want to see in the world

BlueSky has five kinds of users.

Watching Brazil and Serbia over here like

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

Ruin a song by adding “in my pants” to the title. Jizz In My Pants In My Pants

I think someone working on Visionquest is a really big fan of Control, maybe...

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

Saudi Arabia (majority stake) and Jared Kushner (minority stake) buying Electronic Arts is one of the underrated instances of oligarchic media consolidation. Should be considered along similar lines as the Ellisons taking over Warner Bros.-Discovery or Musk taking over Twitter.

[P] You Can See Every Thing

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

*loud annoyed exhale*

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: The Empire Strikes Back For Tax Purposes

"Moments away: Blackrock CEO Fink" Talk about your nominative determinism...

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wyr... I have so many fucking questions that I DO NOT WANT ANSWERS TO

My family calls toilet paper ‘bacon’ because of a convoluted series of World of Warcraft jokes.

Every year I wear the same pair of Converse I got married in thirteen years ago 🥰

My spouse is super cute 🥰

My sister was my best (wo)man. In the prep for the wedding, she asked if I wanted to know what the bachelor party would be and I said yes. She said "strippers" and held it just long enough to see the look on my face before saying "OF COURSE IT'S NOT STRIPPERS" (it was mini golf and gokarts)

Looking back through pics from the wedding

Today's my and @fritokal.bsky.social wedding anniversary. 13 years married and more spent together with the person I love most in this world. I feel so lucky to share the big adventures and small everyday moments with her. Falling asleep next to her every night and waking up together each morning.

. @kellysue.bsky.social

"numbers don't lie" But they can sure as hell be USED to lie.

you love to see it

Also a personal pet peeve, I REALLY wish people would stop using 'mouth breather' as a pejorative. Today is apparently just 'Matt gets real mad on the internet' day, I guess.

It’s all the same people ruining everything, forever.

The number of people who can quote the entirity of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' or 'Star Wars' is not insignificant.

"optic blast lemonade"