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For Christmas 2023 I got a new Cellphone. Whenever that happens, all my MediaMonkey star ratings for my entire music collection (151 albums from 91 artists) get wiped out. This time, I decided to systematically rerank my ENTIRE collection, going alphabetically by artist. 🧵

We've been waiting for Tonali-Fernandes-Maddison all season and by gawd it's been worth the wait.

Dominated a top 4 club. Second straight match Spurs got 2 goals on <1 xG. #COYS

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Halftime. No goals, but 70% possession and double the xG for Spurs. #COYS

Ben Davies is (tied for) Tottenham's leading scorer this season. #COYS

33yo Ben Davies scoring for Spurs. #COYS

Daddy Davies 🔥🔥🔥

Kudus with the rare bicycle clearance. #COYS

All those missed flying tackles on that run, and we didn't foul them once? Thanks ref, I guess. #COYS

Tonali is an absolute kicking-the-ball-over-the-bar machine today. #COYS

Solanke's inability to put a shot on goal would be more of a problem if not for his inability also to stay onside. #COYS

Doesn't really seem right to make American Samoa play the USA (U16) women. That like having them play Owasso Middle School.

Looks like Coventry player separated his shoulder on a fall. Wasn't much contact at all. I've done that. Its excruciating. #COYS

Only 2 players on that I have faith in their ability to generate offense for Spurs are Kudus and Maddison. So not shocking to see them combine for the first goal. #COYS

Never seen this Spurs lineup before... and they are playing like they haven't either. 3 solid chances for Coventry in the first 10'. #COYS

This young #USMNT may not finish a lot of games with a clean sheet, but they sure are fun to watch. #USAMEX

...and 2 minutes after #MEX goes behind a goal, a fight is started. Same old #ElTri #USAMEX

Oh my that was a pretty team goal for #USMNT

All that cheating just to get beaten by Tottenham Hotspur every season

Kudus dribbling across field bouncing off of fouling tacklers like an NFL running back. #COYS

"Hey, if it worked on the CB, let's try it on the keeper next." #COYS

No blood ... or you're Spurs, no foul. #COYS

At this point Spurs should just name that home goal area in honor of Tim Krul. #COYS

Did someone forget to turn off the force field in front of Villa's goal?

I'd forgotten Villa was the club coached by Temu Dracula. #COYS

Yeah, a lot of new (this season) faces, but surprisingly few changes from last match. May the gelling begin! #COYS

🤩 Early kick off at the Lane 🤔 Guess the score and first scorer (before kick off) to win a Proud Lilywhites badge or Pride 2026 T-Shirt (subject to availability) 🤞Good luck and COYS 🩵🩵🩵

Offensive plays that rely on Udogie for finishing are not gonna work out the way the coaches might hope. #COYS

Wild that once you get past the back 4, only 2 starters were even with the club last season. #COYS

Welcome to Real Madrid, Yan, hope you weren’t expecting literally anyone to get in the box for you

Who is this player wearing the Bentacur kit who keeps passing forward? He's great. #COYS

Spurs finally have a solid starting back 4 in getting minutes gelling. The rest of the field... #COYS

Goal and an "assist" (if you count bouncing a shot off of a teammate as an assist) for Savino already. #COYS

Danso scored, never hit the ground or even bent over, and his head is bleeding. Announcers: "He's hurt himself" #COYS

Couldn't be happier that Moore ALSO picked up right where he left off in getting better the more game time he's gotten under his belt. #COYS

Moore picking up right where he left off last match with getting off on-goal but low %shots from high % positions. #COYS