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I knew trumps latest rallies reminded me of something and it finally hit me

I might just never stop thinking about You Can See Everything. That’s what I do now.

Most TV is just this now.

I’m still thinking about the gangbang sankey diagram

As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!

Oh that’s not all, folks. Antifa Waldo, beatifications of ICE martyrs, ICE agents slipping, and more—all from the likes of corn, barley, and alfalfa

Each fall, Spirit Halloween gives us an unflinching report card on the state of American culture. In this essay I will…

@nytimes.com serving me an AI slop ad where someone installs a lawnmower saw blade(?) by magically passing it through the top of the device.

People are talking about Woke 1, but not me. I'm talking about Nuremberg 2

I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.

Trump just had his horse confirmed by the senate

Fucking Eric Adams man

The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.

bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.

Characters who let the baby escape, only to face him years later as a fully grown threat

A short parable about Lindsey Graham and the FBI

No World Cup make Homer something something

Arthur Lice Treatment

What if instead of trying to score a second goal, I just played defense against one of the best attacks in the world for 40 minutes? Delightfully devilish Thomas Tuchel…

Argentina is Strong Belwas: always lets the enemy draw first blood before slaying them send tweet

Fuck

Air to Ground Message: HELLLLL YEAAAAA SEND THAT 41 YEAR OLD FRAUD HOME Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a1cb08a6b75 F: #fee17899d51

This is a hell of a shot

Why do all these soccer players have the “Don Mattingly trying to eliminate all sideburns for Mr Burns” hair style…

What a cool dude

As always, I hope Anthony Kennedy is having a shitty day and is unable to get comfortable in bed no matter how many different positions he tries

“my passion is graphic design”

Full hearts, laser eyes, can’t loose

I don’t think sage is gonna cut it for this place

How it started / how it's going

historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new

That was a dive. At least that bullshit red saved a goal.

Reality is goated when the vibe is stuff

Dublin-born Cape Verde defender Pico Lopes was offered a slot in the national side over LinkedIn. Accepted the second time because the first invitation was in Portuguese „which i didn’t speak”

NBA wildcat strike tonite? 👀 Wildcat strike tonight queen? NBA strike tonite? 👀

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

I spent more time on this piece than almost anything else I've written in the last year. Building a better, more decentralized internet is an inherent necessity if you want a functioning democracy. I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at. www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi...

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

Busch light apple is so goddam bad

Anon reviewer told us to cite more of my work:

We at Sega would like to say: Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you.