TenInchWheels

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT CYCLISTS ON LBC AGAIN

My polytunnel has vanished overnight. Might be in the Irish sea.

You know that bit in Master And Commander when they lose the mast? Our garden, right now.

Rousing sea shanties from these gents in Penrith parish church. That chandelier was a gift to the town for not joining Bonnie Prince Charlie and his Jacobites.

advertisers. STOP CALLING EVERY FUCKING THING 'ICONIC'

The absolute bloody state of this country

May God grant me the confidence of an Aldi intellectual property lawyer

“Living in a box? LUXURY” #TOTP

As if this woman has ever been up Scafell Pike #totp

Never met him but I bet Sting reeks of Blue Stratos #totp

Ah. This'll be why there was a craze for grass skirts at 80s scooter rallies #totp

'I don't know what to tell you when you ask what I thought I was doing when I put THAT fucking flag on the double bass' #totp

And David Van Day still hasn't apologised for ruining Bucks Fizz #totp

Adam 'n' the Ants songs have aged very well #totp

Michael Palin. One of the good guys #totp

The Shwad sold more records than Abba in the 70s. Let THAT sink in h8rs #totp

I used to live opposite Chas Smash. He offered to lend me a ladder when I locked myself out of my house. #totp

Richard Blackwood. Britain's least-famous man #totp

The Sex Pistols didn't die in the punk wars for this shite #totp

Emphatically not "da man" #totp

A mixed buffet of Britain's most insufferable men #totp

TESTIFY! #totp

WE DON'T DO DUVETS #ikkyk #totp

My clothes fit like that after I completed Couch To 5k #oldjokeshome #totp

Chris is smiling about the conservatory the royalties from this is going to build #totp

S-Club 7 are still on #totp. They are on #totp every week. We have always been at war with Oceania

They’re both carrying the same number of people - and probably the same amount of cargo.

Smashie and Nicey #totp

The same bloke who made Songs In The Key Of Life Let that sink in #totp

I'm a bit scared of Paul Young's guitarist #totp

Brilliant. And I genuinely think that George Michael's best music was still to come. What a back catalogue and what a talent #totp

Silver Lady is a CERTIFIED BANGER though #totp

AT LAST the opportunity to share the time I saw David Soul and Tim Healey walk into the Blue Posts on Broadwick Street, buy a short each, stand at the bar talking in hushed, intense tones, with heads very close together - and then leave without touching their drinks. #totp

Jet Black was nearly 40 there, bless him #totp

FINALLY #totp

Honestly. A lot of the 70s was an absolute mixed salad of middle of the road, forgettable dreck. #totp

CAN THE SEX PISTOLS PLEASE GET A BLOODY MOVE ON #totp

'Reach' really is a lovely slice of effortless bubblegum pop Fight me. #totp

I'm sure nobody gives a shit, but this is the only Travis song I've got on my Spotify #totp

Did Kid need a 'millenial makeover'? Narrator: no. #totp #totp2

The Fall of Civilisation.

Good luck with THAT, Sainsbo