Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra

A ROAST IN A BEEF GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK PUDDING TURKEY

Keep your so-called Soccer Aid, this is what the world needs now.

The only decent thing Billy Corgan has ever been involved in:

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Typical woke Labour ideology. Pandering to Peruvian ursine immigrants.

I perfected him.

Marmalade Gherkins, pictured earlier:

me: *going through mail* ugh I hate invitations her: haha join the club me: did you hear what I just said

Bryan Johnson is a tool

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Jesus *is* gop, yes.

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Bluesky has fifteen kinds of users.

If only there were a Nobel Prize for heckling

🤡Bluesky has four kinds of users🤡 - KH

Congratulations to Harry Kane.

Something something jam tomorrow something

Bluesky has three kinds of users

Posting to catch our fellow insomniacs. This offer ends on Friday. And that’s that: if you haven’t ordered by then, you won’t get a book. If you’ve been putting off ordering… well, time’s almost up.

“BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR KEIR STARMER’S LEADESHIP?”

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Book of Adams, Psalm 42.

Guess we found something thinner than graphene: his skin (such as it is).

*buzzer sound* “Fubsy, Nottingham Trent.” *clears throat* The Power Of Love.

The truest thing JD Vance has said in a long, long time.

Isn’t it about time Kris Marshall had a turn? I mean, he’s probably fed up waiting to be cast as Doctor Who.