TeganZero

if im paying five dollars for a biscuit, it better make me cum

went to Maine, managed to escape

Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie is yaoi

why does the art for the Ghostbusters pinball machine look like an old AVGN title card? mike-matei-core (and that's not a compliment)

I have pink hair and the random comment about it from a stranger I regularly get that breaks my heart is "I wish I could pull off pink hair." bitch, im in my thirties. if you want pink hair, just fucking do it

do you think Dr. Eggman's carpet matches the drapes or is interior design not one of his strong suits?

my biggest peeve for youtube gaming channels is when the title, thumbnail, and intro all feel like im about to watch 90 min of someone's well thought out impressions of a game and then the prologue ends and it's a damn stream highlights reel. MAKE AN ACTUAL VIDEO YOU LAZY FREAKS

I've seen a lot of people angry about digital storage prices--an external harddrive costing several hundred dollars, etc. so im here to remind you that most SSDs are small enough to conveniently fit in your pocket hope this helps

microsoft announcing a new console to come out in two years and to cost nearly $2000 is a bold strategy; I can't imagine anything but high sales. microsoft just can't stop themselves from announcing banger PR headline after headline

xenomorph at Spirit Halloween is caked up wit a fuckin dumptruck

credits song for Nightmare on Elm Street 5 might be the best thing ive heard in a while youtu.be/SFI3agA9b-4?...

As a teenager, I got fired before my first day at Papa John's because they scheduled me outside my availability for my first day

weird mf staring at me please I jus want my burger

after reflecting on this, I get it

Im finally editing the last large segment of my Metroid video and yeah, obviously it's Super Metroid. I made a little montage im happy about *best with sound*

I imagine hell is pretty similar to that feeling I have when a Kevin Hart Draft Kings commercial comes on, and ive survived those, so im gonna keep sinning

ya know that adorable part in Metroid Fusion where Samus receives a radio transmission from the Etecoons & Dachoras animals? I couldn't find a high quality video file of it so I made it

Nightmare on Elm Street 4 passes the Bechdel Test

will work 4 games

local to Vermont is a brand of porta-potties called Wasted. there's gotta be something symbolic about how similar its company logo is to another shitty company. (they both look like buttholes)

nintendo hasn't announced the next 3D Mario game because they're too embarrassed to admit it really is--no shit--going to be Mario Titans

"In my dreams I'm beautiful"..."and bad"

Larry has a wife and kid? idk what this is supposed to mean. Larry hasn't spoken to me in weeks and then all of a sudden he sends me a family portrait through the wormhole. I feel like something big is coming

imitation is the highest form of flattery

learn something new everyday I suppose

the mom in Nightmare on Elm Street was a smoke show 🫪

this is a Mr. Dink slander account

i just like watching that monkey dance

if you dont have a handheld gaming console collecting dust in a desk drawer, can you even call yourself "a gamer?"

this is a Mr. Dink slander account

casual Metroid player beating Metroid II for the first time after playing Samus Returns

a short list of things i despise: 1). game resellers jacking up prices making retro gaming inaccessible 2). AI chuds 3). AI chuds making resources for game resellers to better screw over everyone else