Jess Griffith

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

Many, many years ago…I’m talking years…I played Guild Wars 2. All I remember was a lot of jumping puzzles that made me want to scream. Someone talk me into downloading it again?

Hey so 2025 sucks

There is no greater honor and privilege (for me) than being my kids mom but I would give almost anything for one anxiety free day. Just one. 😅

Caturday? Pupperday?

Divinity might have a body horror gore fest trailer but it’s still just going to be a fantasy hero rpg when it comes out right? I mean…it’s just a trailer. Kind of gross, but that was just for shock value, right? Or are the other games like that?

Dr. Pepper & Vanilla Spiced Eggnog. Thank me later.

I would give a billion dollars for Morrigan to meet Minthara

Ai is unethical, unregulated, and lazy. MY children will never be allowed to use their neurodivergence as an excuse not to think for themselves. Some adults should learn this too…. Also, it’s my birthday and I’ll block you if I want to. 😌

Never in one billion years will I love a character more than I love purple Marian Hawke. Not ever. I also just decided I need someone to write a fic where the da2 companions accidentally go through a portal and end up stuck in Faerun.

Pls hand over your favorite non-sourdough bread recipe or else.

Wait, doesn’t everyone strip before the Loviatar scene?

Hi it’s not even 7 am and my 8 year old daughter has rolled her eyes at me- I counted- 15 times. Send help.

I love Minthara.

For Caturday: In which Bianca pretends to be terrorized by Haze.

Every day I lose faith in humanity’s ability to comprehend nuance.

Hey so not every lyric needs to be Shakespeare, and not every album needs to have deep meaning. Just like not every movie needs to be this deep think piece. Sometimes it just needs to be fluffy and fun.

I haven’t watched a kdrama in a hot minute but I’m 12 minutes into this new one and I’m already crying. lol I love them so much.

Someone hold me back from beating up Wulbren Bongle

I make fanfic covers, banners, headers, and more. DM for VERY cheap pricing and other examples- trying to pay some bills while I’ve been between jobs! Help a broke girlie out? 💕

Hi pls send me any and all fandom edits to Everything is Romantic remix I am begging

Enjoying watching everyone else play Silent Hill F since I am indeed a little bitch 😬

I bake. Don’t you dare comment on the amount of butter as that was homemade too.

I need a Rugan/Tav one shot where he calls me a good girl at least ten times.

I’ve had a few new readers, so I thought I’d post this again, as it’s my personal favorite piece of writing I’ve ever done. If you’re into Dragon Age, here’s some #elek and #rook fanfic. Niche, but I’m obsessed with them. I hope you enjoy! #dragonage archiveofourown.org/works/61519297

Are there any video game studios that are run exclusively by women? Majority?

Every time I get ready for work I pretend I’m in a pre-war montage

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13 days until Seventhblade is out in the wild!

Daughter, 7, is getting sunblock put on her back by her brother, 8. “Mollie do you consent to letting me touch your arm?” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Every single one of my 32 messages on TikTok are asking to be a sugar daddy and not ONE has sent me any money when I responded with my Venmo

If my TikTok comment sections are any judge women are far hornier than men.

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I swear to God if you guys bully @eplerjc.bsky.social off the internet again…

I have a LOT of strange and horny friends. You know who you are 👀

Just a PSA. This person is not a good voice to follow with respect to game dev. They are a sycophant that openly deny my actual experiences by saying they are incorrect despite literally being in the room when instructions are given.

If I’m ever following someone unsavory please let me know so I can do my due diligence! I never want to follow or support someone who actively harms the communities I love even unknowingly. I will be doing a lot more going forward to vet the people I follow on my social media. Love you guys!

So two years ago I created a fake business plan for school for Cloud Nine ASMR studio, an in-person sensory ASMR spa. And like, now I kind of want to actually do it…..

#caturday