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Make a band edible Wu-Tang Flan

Came across a coffee outlet just outside Broadstairs that didn't charge extra for oat milk. Brew and Bays coffee van on the sea front I salute you. All coffee outlets, please take note.

I'd rather be top of the bottom half of the prem table, than bottom of the top half.

England Evertoned another game of cricket ffs.

Never Forgive Never Forget

Congratulations to Worcester City, (my adopted home) for reaching the 1st round proper of the FA Cup. Beating Chorley 1-0 in a replay at Sixways last night. Colchester United away next.

Any advice on the best ticket website (trustworthy) to use for Everton v Newcastle Carabou Cup tie tickets.

After a pair of tickets for the Newcastle Carabou Cup match if anyone knows any available. Don't wanna go down the 'seat unique ' root though. Cheers.

Hope City get dropped like a bad dream, but i'll never tire of seeing the reds getting a football lesson on their own patch.

Never forget

What happened to the rule if you miss international duty with an injury you are jibbed for your first 2 club games back. Rice playing for the Arse. What kind of wizardry is going on there?

Sittehs manager Maresca giving it the biggun with regards their cheating. He deffo isn't involved in the big picture is he? There's 'bullish'and there's ignorance. Either way he could end up looking like a tit.

On a trip to the smoke this week stopped for a Maccies at Beaconsfield services and had to pay a 15p sugar levy on a Coke, yet a builder next to me had a tea with 15 sugars and paid fook all. What's that all about?

USA thinking of live streaming an execution, just a thought, maybe a live assassination of 'you know who'might pull in more viewers, and maximise income.

Just a question: Ian Wright standing beside Roy Keane looked like a prisoner from a work gang. Has he genuinely got such bad taste on clothing, a la Lewis Hamilton or is he taking rank bad advice?

FFS

Apparently they asked ‘What’s an Everton?’

Teams up and down the country in EFL league 2 are getting ready for an absolute bonanza next season for at least one home game in their fixture list. #Premierleague Show you have a backbone

Sitteh being found guilty of 114 of the 115 charges. Intrigued to know the one they weren't found guilty of. Answers on a postcard please.

Man utd selling turf cubes for £125.00, and they're selling fast. Must be well lush judging by the amount of shite which was added to them every other week.

"Mountfield in the semi against Luton."

Been wandering round Liverpools city centre today, some serious time off being enjoyed by everyone. Place is bangin. Crisis what crisis.

I don’t pay you to take corners I pay you to score goals

We're conceding a late equaliser with last seasons team. Taking the points and moving on. UTFT

Big Nevs birthday today . Best wishes to the greatest there's ever been between the sticks. Name me a better keeper and we'll all know footy was never goin to be your thing.

Best wishes @mickmack54.bsky.social . Have a great day celebrating your birtdy mucker

Loved seeing Manure lose after Bruno F shithousing Fodens sending off. Karma at its finest.

The anniversary of the day the whole world changed. Thinking of all those innocent people who lost their lives that day. RIP.

Back of the net.

Riquelme is reported to be on his way to Finch Farm as we speak. Bet he reveals where the Arteta money is as well, the cat.

If Everton sign Balogun, surely what happened with his red card suspension at the World Cup will come in handy when Trump starts getting involved with the Prem. Maybe him and Masters go way back, who knows. 🙄

Watching that Antiques Roadshow, and the number of dogs you see outnumber cats big time. No 'levelling up' on this programme I see. Shame on BBC.

See Mrs Doyle is in Coronation Street. Whatever next. Very soon it'll be feck this, feck that, ya big hairy fecker!

To all the independent coffee places that charge extra for oatmilk, you're missing out on custom. Don't take the piss ffs

A primer on reality, science and religion. 😎

A season of consolidation has gone, new season and hopefully a bright future for Everton FC starts today. No excuses, into this campaign from the off. UTFT.

What's beats a hedgehog feeding in your yard? Two of the cuties.

Howard Webb thinks VAR is a great tool, maybe, as long as its not run by great tools!

Anyone else’s phone go berserk with a U.K. Government alert???😳😳😳😳

Both Manure and The Arses friendlies end 1-1 so they have penalty shootouts to decide the winners. What the fcuk is all that about?

Seen the eclipse

Dark shades underneath my welding goggles. Worked a treat, Only corona to be seen was out of a bottle.

Why do they do that thing were players sign and have then wipe dandruff off their shoulder as part of the photoshoot?