Mr Thackeray

Just wondering if there are any Archers ‘fans’ out there..? #TheArchers

Do you know what Bert Horrobin needs? Ruari and a bottle. #thearchers

I can’t stand Bert Horror-bin. I get an uncontrollable urge to stamp on whatever piece of electronic equipment from which his voice is being broadcast. #thearchers

Reform MP Lee Anderson asks if Keir Starmer agrees that all illegal migrants in the UK should be deported Starmer: "He should be asking questions of his party leader. Why did he keep his £5m gift secret? And are they happy with him earning £22,000 per hour?" #PMQs

Ruth and Adam suffering from the same thing today - both have been kicked in the head by a cow. #thearchers #TheArchers #Alice

I’m off to do the Longleat 10k this morning - if anyone’s at all interested. I won’t be wearing a tutu.

Christ alive. If we, as a nation, can’t do better than this nasty, stale-breathed, stale-minded, racist misogynist prick, then what the hell are we doing? Leading in the polls?? FFS. Sort yourself out, UK.

Farage dodged parliament, went to the US, slagged off the UK, lied to Congress, grifted for donations and hoped to persuade the US to punish us for the Online Safety Act. And got his arse handed back to him. You’d think our ‘patriotic’ media would go nuts. But no. Some quiet mumbling. Beyond feeble.

Doing my 50th parkrun tomorrow at Southwick, Trowbridge. I did my first one, hated it and vowed never to go back again. Yet here I am…. 🤷‍♂️ #ukrunchat #blueskyrunning

Last week I went to see Evita. Incredible. I was concerned about the big number being performed outside the theatre to an audience that paid zero, while we watched it on a screen. It worked brilliantly. Last night I stood outside the theatre to watch that scene; breathtaking. Go and watch it!!

Go Neil!! #TheArchers

Man of the people? The millionaire, right-wing, private schooled, city banker, who claims an EU parliament pension and pays his taxes in Belgium? You've been had by this grifter. Wake up and smell the Rubles!

Can’t help wondering if Trump is getting his revenge on the world during his second term because we all took the piss the first time round.

Poisonous propaganda

Terrible episode of #TheArchers last night. I mean what could possibly interest us in listening to a character we barely know eulogising about a character we don’t know at all! Must’ve taken the producers all night to think that one up 🙄

we're living through a fast-paced technological revolution around green energy and it's getting about 1% of the attention it should. In a month, no one's gonna be burning coal in the UK for the first time since the steam engine was invented.

I passed my GCSE Maths! Did the whole thing in 8 weeks. Very proud of myself!

I fell over today while out running. I’m strangely proud of the face I now have.