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Things my Dad thinks, this could become a thread:
That the Grand Canyon was man made, like through mining.
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Overpass banner. You too can hang one!
The two most dangerous sentences in the English language are "what's the worst that could happen?" and "how bad could it get?" Don't speak these into the universe. That's asking for trouble.
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grandparents' money should be its own currency. They could call it "Granola."
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“You can go straight to hell” is so heteronormative.
You can go gay to hell.
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Women only date MAGA men if they’re in the Wetness Protection Program.
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I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions
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Guys our government is really bad and this administration doesn’t care about disabled kids. In case anyone didn’t know.
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Everyone at this “punk” show has on a wedding ring. Not very punk if you ask me. Sellouts. 🤘🏼
My neice gave me a card for Rusty and a Spiderman bookmark and picture. I have the best neice
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midterms more like mehdterms, amirite?
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"Natalie, Joe Biden shit my pants again"
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"Women are TOO EMOTIONAL to be president!!!!!"
I want to meet this everyone. Who's curious?
1.I wish
2. Thanks. My attitude has taken a hit lately
1.I wish
2. Thanks. My attitude has taken a hit lately
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Oh yeah conservative Nazi on Threads, if Jesus didn’t call me, explain this! I’ll wait.
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It’s not cunnilingME or cunnilingYOU, it’s cunnilingUS. ❤️
My dog Rusty passed away while I was at work today 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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TEXANS, VOTE FOR TALARICO!
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Medicare for All is the guarantee of healthcare from cradle to grave—without premiums, copays, or deductibles. That’s it. Pass it.
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Aside from the apostrophe being in the wrong place, I agree.
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In a country so deeply divided, isn't it nice to have something we can ALL agree on?
#ReleaseTheFiles-BeginTheTrials ⚖️