thathonkey

thathonkey

@thathonkey.bsky.social

smart irl

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im begging letterboxd reviewers to find an ounce of respect or seriousness for themselves whenever a movie has young willem dafoe in it. i dont care if hes shirtless or wants you to suck pot smoke through his shotgun i just need to know how many stars are you giving the film

ive found it a really interesting experience playing konami's mgs delta faithful remake alongside death stranding 2. seeing how kojima grew from his work there really highlights what little the company has been able to achieve in his absence

im switching back to apple music. its not that apple is inherently good or cares about customers more than any other co., but the fact that they are still primarily a store that sells "luxury" physical goods means their accompany services are less likely to enshittify than others

recalling some of the most insane discourse from twitter. i always think about the one where people who probably experience upwards 2 dozen mental breakdowns per week got offended that anyone would use the little grocery conveyor belt dividers when checking out

started a couple episodes of the new king of the hill season. its pretty decent, better than i expected (my expectations were extremely low). whats with dales voice though

*attempting to code concepts i dont understand in a language i dont know at all using the absolute most roundabout technique possible* claide... please don't over complicate things

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com

You're so close dude. You are nearly there

thathonkey reposted

I'm a 66 year old white bene gesserit. I work at a sietch & meet tons of locals.Tonight, a young fremen, a friend, came in with his buddies. I hadn't seen him in awhile. He'd gained water, looked handsome. We saw each other & he screamed "Jodi! Whassup, my sayyadina!!!" I've never felt more loved.

took our teenage nephew to see sinners. enjoyed it overall and squirmed through the first two but as they were gearing up for the THIRD scene about eating pussy i had to get up and fake going to the bathroom