Justin

Also Trump: "I know what a giraffe is!" Also Trump, to a woman in 2025: "Quiet, piggy!" Also Trump: "Grab 'em by the pussy!"

“The billionaires… the billionaires…”

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

I love how Orange Peddy pretends like he never studies other men's bodies. He calls Ken Paxton fugly about 12 times a day.

When you’re (allegedly) drunk as fuck 24/7, it’s hard to determine the difference between war and peace.

Fuck Zuck.

One of the wildest things about him is how he takes these private conversations where Republicans conspire to commit fraud and just blabs in public about the specific ways they have conspired to commit fraud

Very obviously, that former Olympian vandal had time to make a 300-foot long cut in their shitty pool liner AND THEN ALSO HAD TIME TO MAKE 84 MORE CUTS WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT!

Yo, @nflonfox.bsky.social : can I just SEE THE FUCKING GAME??? I’ve been able to see about 3 minutes so far.

I’ve missed so much of this 49ers game already because @nflonfox.bsky.social broadcast rules are so fucking stupid.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Lord of the Ring Cameras

There’s always a tweet

15 months later, Republicans have pulled ads from the NC Senate race and all but conceded it to Democrat Roy Cooper after the strategic genius Trump drove Tillis into leaving the senate.

Sounds like we're about six weeks from Orange Peddy telling us to drink bleach...

I guess he missed Hegseth’s speech at Quantico this week.

If you’ve decided to start calling something by a new name because Donald Trump decided he wants everyone to call it something different, then you are in a cult of pathetic morons.

Serious question: Isn't this just "Off Campus"?

So...how did everyone spend their six-ish hours under cloudy skies?

Why is the audio so bad on Fever/Aces? Ruocco sounds like he’s in a phone booth. Cc: @awfulannouncing.bsky.social

Also, fuck this (allegedly) drunk asshole for use of the word "deport".

Remember a month or two ago when they mocked James Talarico with their lies that he didn’t eat beef in Texas? THIS IS WHERE THESE FUCKERS ARE AT NOW!!!

It's super cool how Trump canceled fuel efficiency standards, electric vehicle rebates, and illegally ended billions upon billions of dollars of wind and solar energy projects already under construction just before he blew up the entire Middle East for no fucking reason.

The president of the White House Correspondents’ Association is Fox News’ Jacqui Heinrich. She’s married to a Republican congressman, Brian Fitzpatrick. Expecting the WHCA to forcefully fight Trump’s ban on CNN, MSNOW and Politico is like expecting your goldfish to cook your dinner.

What the actual fuck is wrong with him?

What happened to “Talarico sucks because he doesn’t eat beef”?

Fascinating

Where’s this clip? Why is this one not going viral? Yeah

Orange Peddy will get Amazon to throw $100M at Mel Gibson to make the “biopic”.

For the first time since WWII, a federal agency is updating its official seal so the eagle faces the arrows rather than the olive branch. This is to reflects the Department of Homeland Security's belief that it's at war: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/us-finds-a...

I imagine Orange Peddy has no fucking clue what Green Lantern is.

In case facts still matter

This is literally the fucking premise of The Terminator movies.

…so they’re using that beef in his 17 Big Macs a day, right?

Democratic voter who goes to work every day with a message to "soybean farmer" Scott Bessent: Go fuck yourself.

Profiles in Shittyness…I mean, “Courage”.

He is saying what many politicians are too afraid to say out loud. #Mamdani

Or every toilet in state? (He could be the turd in the bowl.)

Just for everyone who wants him in the majors now.

I’m surprised that Trump isn’t more hostile to Kim Jong Un when you consider that Kim has won more golf championships.

Trump has taken a look at North and South Korea and concluded that Kim Jong Un and the North Koreans are the good guys and we should be with them. Fuck MAGA.

Make America Great Again...except make our money shit?

This is about the concept, not Erika herself, but they really didn't know how far was too far on this movie fundraiser, did they?

Some people really need to be stopped from themselves.

Phony Stark is such a fucking egomaniacal turd blossom.

His massive fucking ego can't even acknowledge that sailors have been deployed for far too long. Everything needs to be bigger or grander, so he says they haven't been deployed "long enough". What a shitstain.

Sure looks like waste, fraud, and abuse to me. Of course, a more likely scenario is that drunky Pete Hegseth was so drunk he thought the original contract was for $4,000,000 not $400,000. So he thought he was saving money. Or he's just a bigot. And corrupt/got a kickback. And drunk.