Mike L Tilford 📚 😺

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Purchased a Google Voice account to be PoC on my wife's Massage Therapy business. What the fuck is up with you men? You realize 99.9999% of therapists aren't moonlighting as call girls, right?

I'm jumping on the sobriety train. I hope this doesn't affect my writing.

a message from the future

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Went to Wholefoods for the first time and this is the image I saw in my Amazon orders. I'm pretty sure I got a sandwich, not a pile of wet dog shit.

I can envision all the Palmer Luckey in-memoriam posts already.

"Through the GigaVerse" comes out this thursday on kindle. But... I accidentally published it in Paperback already, so technically it's available now. #indieauthor #newrelease #releaseday #gigaverse a.co/d/0dEo85Lz

Does this mean that Epic Games won't own it since they didn't write any of the code? Not that I would want to play this dumpster fire.

Hey Goodreads, welcome to the year 2012.

Just ordered a Proof Copy for my upcoming novel.

When can we elect President Camacho? It'll be a big step up.

New Cover Reveal: "Through the GigaVerse" available October 15th. #coverreveal #indieauthor #comingsoon #scifi

Can this guy do anything wrong?

Finally saw Backrooms. Gave me more motion sickness than frights.

Brave of Nathan Fielder to go full frontal.

I think that when people read "Through the GigaVerse," they will be able to differentiate the chapters I wrote drunk and those I was just a little bit tipsy. But in a good way?

Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.

Attempting to untangle this tank top that my dryer turned into a mobius strip.

"If only the poors would stop leeching off the system, we could bring these down even further." ~ Every Republican

When you misspell a word so badly that spellcheck just goes:

What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?

Why does HBO keep serving me ads in Mandarin? What do they know that I don't?

Damn it. Now I have 3x the amount of dumb brains.

I'm not a huge Anime fan, so most on my list is modern stuff. Animated but not out of Japan is Castelvania, that show is dope.

Thanks, I hate it.

The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.

So Evangelion was just an allegory for Shinji being super horny and going through puberty?

Finally watching Evangelion. Adult Woman to Boy: "That's how adults kiss. When you get back we'll do the rest." Am I on a list now? Fucking Japan.

This is why I can never get anything done.

I think I want to write this story. Not sure if it wants to be a picture book or a chapter book but I think there's a great story here.

Pspspsps

I live in an HOA of about 80 homes that was built around 2001. For the first time in forever, 2 individuals are campaigning and putting up yard signs in their effort to be voted on the HOA board. If that's not psycho behavior, I don't know what is.

That chapter I just rewrote for my upcoming novel is weird, even by my standards.

During Covid I got back into reading. I just finished my 500th book since then. That feels like a lot.

Why are people surprised to find out that Ed Sheeran doesn't have a soul? He's a ginger.

I'm at that age where when I get injured, I just assume I will be living with the pain for the rest of my life.

Why did they roll him out so early? Halloween isn't for 6 weeks.

What scene makes you get emotional no matter how times you see it.

As a comedy writer, I've always found it funny

Feeling cute, thought I'd rampage through Tokyo. May delete later. #ashe&coco