The Bikester

How much do they pay you to fire the havannah syndrome guns? Asking for a friend

You know dirty sodas? Well, I drink dirty water.

Trans people should pick their new names based off of which ones will generate more Twitter discourse. I humbly offer the recommendation of "Hila"

You can see everything 2 where Nathan moves in with Ethan Klein in the 69 days leading up to his divorce proceedings

Sex but you parry and riposte each other

After Hila divorces him and takes all his money, she will return to Israel and raise Teddy to be the freshest IDF super soldier the world has ever seen

@gork show me Robespierre hype moments and aura edits, please

Guy who showers in hand sanitizer

Remember that time Boe Jiden sucked off his wife's finger in front of a crowd?

@gork my shoe untied, wut do?

@gork file my tax

Trying to convince my trans boyfriend he's a grungler. Will report back

My boyfriend refuses to name his Ikea manul after my suggestions of: manul macron, or Imanul kant. Smh

If I was Hitler I would not kill myself because that would violate tos

I finally uninstalled Twitter btw. Saw an ai video of Jeff Epstein as crazy frog. I feel entitled to compensation

It's all ai slop now

they just found a complete minion skeleton fossil in Tajikistan

guy who doesn't understand the stranger and makes his dick fall asleep instead

Dprk is a utopia

Something Something grungler

"No photos, please"

I hate bluesky because i post bangers and get 1 updoot

Great with israeli classic "spotted cow"

I love dog

Gay people movie night

The dogs yearn for snow

Everyone ecstatic that matt gaetz isnt going to be attorney general. You guys are going to be dispointed when the next appointee is p diddy

I'll only have one beer tonight. Taking it easy

Porch time with dog featuring berserk deluxe edition

Dont worry guys imma vote all the capitalists out

That is it you are smelly! Get in the ficticious arguement apparatus

Average meal for @scumbaby.bsky.social

Me when im off my meds

Zucc about to drop his own twitter clone

I strive to live up to him

george: WELL! I'M LIMITED! jerry: you're limited? george: MY RATE, JERRY! HE LIMITED MY RATE! jerry: you're rate limited?! george: I'M RATE LIMITED!! kramer, bursting through the door: hiya, jerry. *itching* got a bluesky code?

Excuse me you have exceeded the daily shitpost limit. Please insert more tokens

Twitter is unenjoyable

George: I watched the tape, Jerry! Jerry: The tape that kills you in seven days?!? George: That tape, Jerry!! Jerry: YOU NEVER WATCH THE TAPE!! WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THE TAPE?!?

The friend i invited posted anpic of a burger no text. He has no followers got 12 likes. How? I have over 100 and get 3 max. Huh?

Welcome mu friend @platypi.bsky.social to the platform. Pic related

Me posting all my hot takes when the solar storm kills the internet

The diff between a lib and a real leftist is whether or not theyd use the deathnote. Id have used it on those submarine billionaires

Why is a german composer attacking russia?

What if it were u down there. Umm im never going to be in a scenario im which i can implode

Get one like. Yeah this skeet doing numbers