The Clear Cider

The Clear Cider

@theclearcider.bsky.social

Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. 🔴 = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 🦋 🌹

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DonJr arrived in Mongolia’s capital, Ulaanbaatar, in late August 2026. He first spent time at a hunting camp in Uvs province. Where he was joined for 2 days by Russian Umar Kremlev. The Russian oligarch who paid for Junior’s wedding. Russia, Russia, Russia. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

theguardian.comWho is Umar Kremlev, the Russian oligarch who reportedly helped pay for Donald Trump Jr’s wedding?The businessman has spent the past decade moving through some of Russia’s most politically connected circles
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘@kojamf.bsky.social

Donald Trump Jr. has been caught on a hunting trip with a Russian oligarch in Mongolia.

Trump will be in Texas today. (He’s still in the Epstein files, btw.) Corpus Christi & Lubbock, while campaigning for the embattled Paxton & others. We’re taking primary bets on how many times Trump admires “man ass” & secondary bets … on just “ass” in general, male or female. Your over/under?

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Tonight in Mississippi, Trump becomes another nightmare for his security team as he walks past his predetermined left side stage exit (near the row of flags), and unexpectedly walks to the right, going behind the stage. Security scrambles.

Texas governor Greg Abbott held a “Let’s Roll” rally in Lubbock TX tonight. Here’s most of his Lubbock crowd. Trump visits Corpus Christi & Lubbock tomorrow. Abbott will remain far away in Austin.

Tonight in Mississippi, Trump becomes another nightmare for his security team as he walks past his predetermined left side stage exit (near the row of flags), and unexpectedly walks to the right, going behind the stage. Security scrambles.

More Trump - Epstein entanglements …

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

We’re getting closer to my chart that I created at the start of the illegal Trump - Epstein Diversionary War. (See chart below) Think of what we could have done with our wasted taxpayer dollars instead … www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

nytimes.comHow Much Has the U.S. Spent on the War in Iran? (Gift Article)A detailed look at the $43.6 billion the Pentagon has spent so far.
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This illegal, unratified, Trump - Epstein War is currently costing taxpayers over >>>$1 Billion<<< dollars a day !!! What could we be spending our money on over the next, perish the thought, year to benefit our country overall instead ?! I made a chart:

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An 80-year old closeted dementia-laden, Liberace wannabe, grandpa publicly flutters himself over man ass again today. Then realizes he’s been told that’s not carrying very well with his white MAGA male supporter base, reverts back to his usual misogyny instead. He’ll be twerking next, huh?

An 80-year old closeted dementia-laden, Liberace wannabe, grandpa publicly flutters himself over man ass again today. Then realizes he’s been told that’s not carrying very well with his white MAGA male supporter base, reverts back to his usual misogyny instead. He’ll be twerking next, huh?

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This is just pure racism. Republicans objectively are campaigning on little more than bigotry.

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Voting by non-citizens is already illegal under US federal law (e.g., 18 U.S.C. § 611) & in every state for presidential elections. Analysis of the Heritage Foundation database “found only 10 cases involving undocumented immigrants voting since the 1980s.” www.npr.org/2024/10/12/n...

npr.org6 facts about false noncitizen voting claims and the electionAll the available evidence suggests that a miniscule number of noncitizens vote illegally in federal elections and not in numbers that would sway the outcome of any race.

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Left: President Trump, "I saw Obama was in Michigan and the place was empty" Right: Obama, El-Sayed and Benson walk onto stage and the full house crowd erupts in joy

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Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

This should be warning to anyone using Starlink/Starshield … to seek any other alternative available. And especially so if it’s a government customer. If Musk and/or Trump can influence operations, then you’re at their whims. Spying? Monitoring? Alterations? Interception? Throttling?

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social

🚨BREAKING: Ukraine says the Starlink satellite system and its military version Starshield are again operating at high ​speeds after over a week of restrictions that disrupted military ‌operations. Problems with Elon Musk's SpaceX-owned systems came after Trump announced a deal to buy Russian diesel.

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As a reminder, niece Mary Trump (psychologist) recalls that Trump’s mom sent him off to what was then considered a rich kid’s military “reform school” in upstate NY when caught as a teen pelting a neighborhood infant with rocks.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

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I voted today in my usual polling place in Allen, TX. I had to wait (line, paper ballot, computer acceptance) for ~40 minutes for the entire process. Never been this long b4. TX doesn’t require you to affirm your affiliation during the process. I voted straight Dem; ignored any & all GOP. #Vote

Numbers become so large that no one realizes that the $446 million is approximately 0.049% of Elon Musk’s estimated total net worth. If you had a $1,000 then 0.049% of $1,000 would be $0.49 cents !!!

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. The world’s richest man poured $446 million of his own money into this year’s midterm elections, mostly aimed at preserving the Republican Party’s control of Congress, recent election filings show.” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/elections/in...

On their way to Mar-a-Lardo, for a weekend of partying & 3-layer chocolate cake. Oz looking a bit oofah. Natalie all smiles now that major competitors have “disappeared.”