The Golden Bolt

Since a lot of you seem new/not from bird app (hi) - other places to find me: Cool game history docs/retrospectives youtube.com/@TheGoldenBolt Cool podcast with other cool creators @crub.org Cool pretending to have a schedule twitch.tv/TheGoldenBolt He only gets the ball if you follow all of these

I forget if I came up with the phrase here or after, but if the parts of the game where it's Persona With A Parole Officer were paced more comfortably, it'd clear up the biggest issues with an otherwise wonderful game. More complete thoughts (no major spoilers) youtu.be/fLhnKQc7DWE

We enjoyed Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave. We wish there was less of it. youtu.be/fLhnKQc7DWE

Talking to @thegoldenbolt.com and @jtart9.bsky.social about their time with the game convinced me that I'd probably enjoy it. And at the same time, it convinced me to probably never play it because good god why

It's my birthday today! ❤️ Have some art to celebrate, any RT would make my day!

We're inching ever closer to the funniest outcome in Online Discourse history, where the Switch 1's lifetime sales stop RIGHT in the vague space between the PS2's 155-160m range, leaving nobody (who reps Their Fav Brand's PR) happy. We need it so bad man, this is the only way for society to heal.

where were u when E3 was kill

I wasn't sold on The Legend of Zelda™️: Ocarina of Time until they announced that it had support for the ZELDA NOTES Game-Specific Service usable with the Nintendo Switch®️ App for smart devices (*Nintendo Account and persistent online connection required), allowing me to support and expand my adventu

Shit don't matter until they show us HD Richard

we're crubcasting we may or may not talk about Xbox labs, hopefully not, but if we do we'll be correct with whatever we say https:/www.twitch.tv/crub_official

"Tom Holland Jak & Daxter movie just got the Minecraft writers" might be the worst sentence I've ever have to write.

when the squad gettin it from the back

windmillville WHERE we droppin www.twitch.tv/crub_official

I don't think I've ever seen anything more disrespectful than my dog seeing another dog's old, unpicked poop just now, deliberately doing the Iverson step-over, and pooping over top of said poop.

4 am discord call went wild again for the first time in a while last night

Some Gears of War E-Day impressions before we launch Jtart9 out of a cannon www.twitch.tv/crub_official

How your email finds me

This bad boy here is on a 40% discount on Steam! On top of that, there is a new TINY cutscene in the game that fix the TINY plot hole of the story!

Got another "I don't like your game because Snorpy and Chandlo are gay" emails. If you are going to do this please remember Lizbert and Eggabell kiss in the first few minutes of the game and are gay gay lesbian gya gaaayyyyy. It's simple media literacy.

One of the routes in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave

You should get drunk and hoard gaming items and also buy swords at Outer Banks youtu.be/0w0VDN5ge1I

World's first podcast where 1/5th of the screen is somebody playing Wolverine in real time during the podcast youtu.be/igFxGUFMi5s (Code provided by PlayStation)

Phil Spencer in the 2031 Xbox biopic

❗️❗️NEW VIDEO ❗️❗️ My review of Digimon World: Data Squa is here! A turn-based Digimon RPG finally made it to the PS2 in 2006...but was it the next step in the console adventures fans really wanted? Be sure to watch and share! youtu.be/VRsAjbRq41o

Oh boy I love UBISOFT CONSUMER PRODUCT

proud divorced parents at their kid's graduation ceremony

Flip Ocarina remake's artstyle with the new Kirby, what happens to the internet

I love that Metroid unabashedly spoils the previous game every time a new one gets a trailer. Like, you get FFVII dancing around revealing anything for Revelations because of Rebirth spoilers, and Metroid just shows up to go "hey btw Samus is a fucking Metroid now lmao see you in a few months"

Me when I see your cool meme

Shit don't matter until they show us HD Richard

You dislike the OoT remake because the artstyle's jarring & Link's hat is ribbed for your displeasure (the hat is a Rumble Pak reference, simpletons). I dislike the OoT remake because it wasn't announced 4 years ago and delayed 8x, therefore it's not historically accurate. We are not the same.

Never wrong, just early

The Ocarina of Time remake's UX is gonna go insane, Water Temple here we come

So we took his stream key away but he somehow found another and Justin is playing more Pokemon Champions. Come tell him how to win so he can stop already at twitch.tv/crub_official

Soon, R&C1 will have 4 Platinum trophies: PS3, Vita, PS4, PS5, tied with Sly 1-3 for the 2nd most Plats for any one game. Jak 1 holds the crown with 5 (PS3, Vita, PS4, PS4 again, PS5), but R&C will again have more total trophies than a series that's been dead since 2009...until the Jak 2-3 ports.

Justin Jtart9 wants to try and make a fresh Pokemon Champions account and see how high he can climb on the in game ladder. Will he be able to beat anyone? Come and see!

Tonight we're talking about which game series let you beat yourself up in later entries We're going to take inspiration from this and beat ourselves up instead So it's just another crubnight basically www.twitch.tv/crub_official

inFamous 2's custom mission servers are going down tomorrow, come join us as we look at some of the dumbest missions we can find (and tell us funny search terms) www.twitch.tv/crub_official

Doing my research ahead of tomorrow

inFAMOUS 2's servers are going down on the 31st. That means after this date, you won't be able to play user generated missions in it anymore. There are some really good (funny) ones, so we're planning to get on Twitch tomorrow evening sometime to show some off. We hope you'll join us.