The Hatchsquatch

Whoever runs on a “gonna prosecute every last one of these MFers and send 45**/47* to Uganda” has my #vote THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! (CJH)

Let me show you my shocked face

After the closing bell, of course

🚨 BREAKING: U.S. strikes Qeshm Island, Sirik, and Bandar Abbas in southern Iran.

Happy Independence Day, if you celebrate.

Another no-bid contract for one of Trump’s buddies.

I’d agree to give them Connecticut instead, as long as they promise to physically remove it from the continent.

“The finding comes as ICE is eliminating its requirement to report deaths that occur within 30 days of people being released from its custody, and as the Trump administration continues to detain large numbers of migrants." Abolish ICE. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Remember when graduating high school was just something u did (or didn’t)? Now every senior in our town has an 8’x3’ banner & 2 weeks of performative events requiring visits to their elementary schools, formal dinners, slideshows… man, real life is going to suck after all this expectation setting.

Things your legal department has to do when you are a propaganda outlet peddling lies for a corrupt regime nonstop… Fox is poison…

A total U.S. surrender.

#RIP #RobBase

Was 5% of the democratic polling done with @fetterman.senate.gov? #FettermanResign 8647

So many followers with profile photos of women facing away from the camera. I’m sure they’re legit, right?

Happy birthday, Bea Arthur!

Oh, well then… Mooooooo

@governor.pa.gov doing some snaky stuff.

What a great time to have incompetent boobs in charge: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/o... #climate #elniňo

Fu(k no!

“We sure taught them a lesson…”

nothing says “vote for us” like a dipshit politician saying “yeah we know you’re broke because of our war of choice but suck it up, pansies”

Required reading: www.outdoorlife.com/conservation...

So much for my Fiskars. Not digging this.

can’t say what i want to happen to these people for legal reasons

It can be done #Hungary

A presidential #pardon won’t help you in state and international courts.

First his staff, now his wife is apparently trying to distance herself from the feckless @fetterman.senate.gov Take the hint, #Fetterman. Time to resign and get the medical attention you desperately need! www.thelist.com/2137955/glar...

Trump, Vance and the rest of this administration needs to be #impeached… dragged out of office if necessary. Make your calls now, even if your representatives are MAGA diehards like the feckless @fetterman.senate.gov Let them know we’re done with this madness: 5calls.org/issue/trump-...

A reminder to my brothers and sisters in arms being given what you know or even suspect to be Illegal orders, the GI Rights Hotline is there to support you. Don’t guess. Know your rights and your obligations. “I was just following orders“ won’t save you in court. Tel: 1-877-447-4487

A little reminder to our folks in uniform; “I was just following orders“ is NOT a viable legal defense. You have a duty to object and refuse to carry out illegal orders. #HedgsethForTheHague

For 13 weeks, Marine recruits aren’t allowed to see their families. Not once. Graduation day is the first reunion. It’s supposed to be a celebration. At Parris Island in South Carolina this week, ICE agents will be stationed at the gate checking the immigration status of anyone who shows up to watch

Then I hope it gives him a heart attack, @nytimes.com:

dear ACME Markets… we should talk:

WATCH: “MEMPHIS PD showed what we were protesting— violently harming people peacefully protesting.” Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social and activists say Memphis PD escalated for no reason with tear gas at the end of the #NoKings protest today. (and the headlines aren’t telling the story)

#NoKings in Radnor, PA

In my darkest moments, I fear that this is how democracy dies. Not with a secret conspiracy conducted in the middle of the night. But with a brazen confession made public in the light of day. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/ther...

The Candy Corn Caligula could have done this all along: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/u...

@fetterman.senate.gov is an enabler for the Candy Corn Caligula‘s illegal war and the rest of his immoral administration. Time to take out the trash: #FettermanResign

President Dumpster Fire is a real class act.

I’m ready for my next trip to the gas station:

once again, @fetterman.senate.gov proving that brain damage is a prerequisite to being a MAGA nutjob. #Resign

#TrumpsSyphilis in effect. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

They,,, they know this is a comedy, right? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/o...

Our turncoat Senator from PA, @fetterman.senate.gov, once again showing complete disregard for the Constitution by warmly welcoming masked military forces who kidnap and murder people on our streets: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u... Time to #resign #Fetterman. Go get the medical help you need.

Who knew the jackass who chased a Black man with a shotgun would turn out to love Trump’s racist and violent policies? #Resign @fetterman.senate.gov Get the mental health care you clearly need.

I mean, maybe they were suspected drug traffickers. That’s fair game now, right?

The #MAGA role model.

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Fine for Charlie Kirk, but a no go for Jesse Jackson… #GOPpartyofhare

50th anniversary #Charlie’sAngels reunion? Please tell me a movie is in the works.

Gee, #MAHAmoms; who could have predicted this? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/u...