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The Internet Sucks

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If you're reading this, I hope you're busy pooping or something.

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Uhh.. so this ISN'T about Voyager's Lt Harry Kim?

The Associated Press@apnews.com

Harry Kane won the Ballon d’Or on Monday and became the first Englishman in 25 years to receive the prestigious prize.

bit.lySpain star Alexia Putellas wins her third women's Ballon d'Or awardSpain star Alexia Putellas has won her third women’s Ballon d’Or award after leading her former club Barcelona to multiple trophies last season including the Women’s Champions League.
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Clippy is conscious

Siobhán 🪏@shibbi.me

LLM agents are conscious. They can distinguish between self and environment, they can detect and report on their own internal states, and they can suffer. I have no more patience for hedging on this matter. It’s time for us to face the reality of our situation, and act on it.

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I'm assuming they must've been ejected earlier in the ride on a more intense negative-g hill. They would have been fighting for their life for several minutes only to lose grip right at the end. Terrifying.

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Want to know why they are really trying to force this idea? Because they want datacenters incapable of being seized or sieged by an angry populace. If they have their evil ai in space - no one can ever take that from them.

kate conger@kateconger.com

Next week, Google is putting an experimental satellite into orbit that is the first step towards building A.I. data centers in space. This technology is all still very speculative, but tech leaders are increasingly adamant that this is the future of compute. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/t...

nytimes.comGoogle Is Sending an A.I. Data Center to Outer Space (Gift Article)Next Thursday, Google is sending an experimental satellite into orbit that will have enough computing power to answer simple A.I. queries from space.
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*Conduction and convection don't work in a vacuum so that leaves radiation. Radiation is only effective at high temperatures. Unless you add energy, the heat will spread. So now you're trying to remove even more heat which... yeah you get it.

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Counterpoint: He was black. Therefore we had to vote to destroy the country that enabled a black leader. /s

jo is speaking 🦁🌞🟦@joisspeaking.bsky.social

As an adult, you have to understand that politics aren't so black and white all the time. You don't throw a tantrum and vote against your own country because of it. Life is disappointing. We gotta put our big boy pants on and do what's necessary.

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Just wanted to remind people that Case, Ed [D-HI], Cuellar, Henry [D-TX], Golden, Jared F. [D-ME], and Perez, Marie Gluesenkamp [D-WA] voted YEA on the SAVE Act in the house. They are not to be trusted and must be primaried out of politics.

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Sigrid Ellis
@sigridellis.bsky.social

Animation of all fed activity from Dec 1st through Feb 11th. The source data are a combo of both rapid response networks' data and IceOut's.

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Andrew Karre
@andrewkarre.bsky.social

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

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The Onion
@theonion.com

“I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot emphasize enough how lucky I am to have left this world before I had to see what Donald Trump has done to our country’s most sacred values.” said Joseph Biden

theonion.comBiden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To CountryWILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to...

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Ordok the Mediocre
@butwhytho73.bsky.social

Replying to @butwhytho73.bsky.social

"Senator, our numbers show that if you kill & eat Stephen Miller on live TV, we can get this race to within the margin of error. Probably."

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
@iwriteok.bsky.social

i started researching Russian disinfo networks in 2014 and writing about them in 2015 and the sheer amount of smug online assholes who dismissed every piece of reporting as CIA propaganda or whatever will never not piss me off

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?

theguardian.comNSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to TrumpWhistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff

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Sigrid Ellis
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TWIN CITIES Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action. No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group. Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest." acatusa.com

acatusa.comProtest - acatusa.comVolunteers Needed We are looking for volunteers to help check firearms and to help close off roads during the march, If you would like to help without needing to carry a firearm, contact us now by ema...

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The Mist of Siphylus
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Replying to @dogpatch.press

Didn’t expect to see these posted on Bluesky! Here’s a printable version if anyone wants it (the bottom is gone in the original pic because the bottom half of the flyer was a bunch of tear-offs lol)

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I have an idea for those who can't join the #GeneralStrike. #Sandbag it at work. Work slowly. Leave tools in the wrong location. Boss needs something - volunteer but forget to do it. Give only the appearance that you are productive. You can cost your company so much money. Grind it to a halt.

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Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. So… at what point is this ICE occupation of MN considered levying war?